Recent comments in /f/funny
unreasonablyhuman t1_jeett8q wrote
"in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces"
So I'll play MY pieces under the table like my hero Zapp Brannigan
cosmic_crust t1_jeetrvz wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Everything is a thing, but no thank you.
Flashy-Application58 t1_jeetpjf wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Gatta do some math. A cubic foot of helium can lift .069 lbs.
Flashy-Application58 t1_jeetagz wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
You need more
fooboohoo t1_jeet5p1 wrote
And then, you noticed the giant butt plug
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Zarniwoooop t1_jeesojz wrote
King to Au.
I like goooooold
Rhino_35 t1_jeesjbb wrote
Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii
cookie monster will eat for breakfast
ProfessionalAir882 t1_jeesd3g wrote
Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
as a husky owner ; That's it?
SynisterJeff t1_jeesbfp wrote
Reply to comment by that_yeg_guy in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
They're an oil company at some kind of convention. They are trying to catch the attention of multi million/billion dollar businesses to buy their machinery, and it seems to me those kinds of people like stupid things and/or make stupid decisions, so seems pretty on point to me to attract them haha
KorgX3 t1_jeesa5t wrote
Reply to comment by Kurtai85 in mobile church? by balsaaaq
>And homie still has a truck Subaru full of his stuff. What a poser.
FTFY
shadowraven768 t1_jees237 wrote
I never had that a negative experience with DND but card games were suffocating at my shop
ContemptAndHumble t1_jees17k wrote
Reply to comment by GhoulArtist in I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Haven’t you heard. We can’t stop shootings. Bans don’t work. All we can do to protect our children is ban books and viscously marginalize communities of people. What else do you think we could possibly do? /s
Asio0tus t1_jees0es wrote
"stop chewing!"
"what do you mean?"
matolandio t1_jeerwl5 wrote
Reply to quite a long polo, on quite a pretty man by dhekurbaba
what’s up pretty man? wanna play video games and cuddle on the couch?
LeTouatteRatte t1_jeeqcsu wrote
Reply to mobile church? by balsaaaq
The mobile church is custom made for those handsy priests who keep being transferred.
KalessinDB t1_jeepiqv wrote
Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
I have a walkout basement with a bar, including a bathroom with a keg urinal (all of this was installed by the previous owner). I've looked up the cost to get a hand dryer just to complete the look...
It was waaaay too much for me, but I could see some truly germ-phobic people doing it.
JobbieKing t1_jeepdl1 wrote
Guard your fart. You never know who wants to steal it.
[deleted] t1_jeep362 wrote
Reply to Grammar, on the other hand, is. by ccellist
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[deleted] t1_jeeoz29 wrote
Knight to U23BOOOM
CPLCraft t1_jeeoy3t wrote
Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
Make a felt dog coat with that fur
Recnacetahi OP t1_jeeouus wrote
Reply to comment by CriusofCoH in We held a student pageant on High School Day, and when the LED screen visualizer froze, this happened... by Recnacetahi
Even if the screen didn't freeze, it still showed "TITS" unintentionally LOL
Noreaster0 t1_jeeoiqm wrote
Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii
Oh sweet, there goes Sesame Street. Om Nom Nom Nom.
[deleted] t1_jeeof0i wrote
Reply to comment by emote_control in Delicacy from around the world by armance83
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[deleted] t1_jeetxh7 wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
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