[deleted] t1_jeejzcv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:18 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

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Arth3r911 t1_jeejrgr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:17 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

I am a week in and still brushing every morning. Feels like is not going to end 😩

CalmError t1_jeej2we wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:11 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

The one thing I miss not having kids of my own.

TheArtofWall t1_jeeixms wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:10 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

I love mistakes that find their perfect context. Like this one. And like that guy who accepted an oscar and fumbled his words, accidentally saying that the only thing that matters in film is not people, it's money.

assgasm2 t1_jeeiw52 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:10 PM

Reply to I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky

Obviously it’s: If(this flag offends you) {pass;}

davine__ t1_jeeijrp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:07 PM

Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94

Looks like a penguin

Healyhatman t1_jeeibur wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:05 PM

Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

They don't it's a repost

LeinenRates t1_jeehhpf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:59 PM

Reply to comment by rameneater23 in My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

I know! the underside of people’s arms are gross

laetum-helianthus t1_jeeh7e4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 PM

Reply to comment by FPsychBS in Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol

I just turn into my dad when I’m mad and my mom when I’m happy lol

Extreme-Try-2137 t1_jeeh6mx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 PM

Reply to Happy little pepperoni guy by Cactus2711

I would totally eat that but zoomed in this looks like afterbirth and mashed spaghettios

PageBest3106 t1_jeeh4se wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 PM

Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii

The cookie monster wins! Hands down!

Lizardxxx t1_jeegszm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:53 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

Dutch Shepherd and a Basenji. Can confirm.

SandiegoJack t1_jeegqbm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:52 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

My corgi is the same.

proximalfunk OP t1_jeegm9v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:52 PM

Reply to comment by mangosteenfruit in This birthday card display is a bit insensitive… by proximalfunk

Someone who's turned 90 that you only see every 10 years

...or someone at any age that you don't intend on seeing again.

Sure-Debate-464 t1_jeeghoa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:51 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

Never understood the concept of a god with such a fragile ego that if you don't kiss his ass and praise him for no reason you don't get to go to his special club after you die.