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sev092 OP t1_jee1szt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:21 AM

Reply to comment by Flumes1964 in I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

The 30 minutes I spent brushing her would disagree

Flumes1964 t1_jee1q7w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:20 AM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

That is not lab fur

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jee1msn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:19 AM

Reply to Delicacy from around the world by armance83

So much culture in just one packet

rameneater23 t1_jee1mam wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:19 AM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

The pun is great, but why you gotta hold it that way?

machineman45 t1_jee1kaw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:18 AM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

You got a whole new dog out of that

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Screamingholt t1_jee0qat wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:07 AM

Reply to comment by SignificanceWest5281 in My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

I cannot help but applaud/encourage such humour. For it the humour of myself and most of those before me in my line

[deleted] t1_jee0g8t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:03 AM

Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii

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FPsychBS t1_jedzww0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:56 AM

Reply to comment by laetum-helianthus in Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol

My southern usa drawl comes out when I’m mad.

whaitaos t1_jedzpuh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:53 AM

Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii

Should’ve gone for the head.

skreeeonk

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FantasmaNaranja t1_jedzcts wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:48 AM

Reply to comment by smacklesdown in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

you know "rig"ht like oil rigs

the laptop screen is showing what looks to be a 3D model of an oil pump

MarcusYall t1_jedzbva wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:48 AM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

In swedish its translated to engine-saw, can your dad make one of those also?😄

mayurmisra01 t1_jedz8uk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:47 AM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

What's wrogn?

[deleted] t1_jedz86n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 AM

Reply to comment by Farkas005 in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv

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Bluemars776 t1_jedytr7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:41 AM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

Chain -> Check
Saw -> Check

I see nothing wrong here

Zirenth t1_jedyrjm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 AM

Reply to comment by Klepto666 in I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake

If a nuke is going off then I’ll take that 0% chance over 25% chance.

[deleted] t1_jedyno1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 AM

Reply to This birthday card display is a bit insensitive… by proximalfunk

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Snoo_26799 OP t1_jedynhn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 AM

Reply to comment by AeternusDoleo in Shipping by Snoo_26799

I hope so. More ships needed. Might shop for sheeps too. Things are about to get shipped.

HYPERBOLE_TRAIN t1_jedxs06 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:26 AM

Reply to comment by Nice_Exercise5552 in Dammit! by absolute_panic

Spend more time thinking and less time preparing word salad. Self reflection would do you well.

ShowNext445 t1_jedxnb6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 AM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

I work in exhibitions and trade shows and it seems impossible that the graphic would get printed and applied without the error being spotted; so it makes me think that it was intentional. Of course it might be that it was a mistake, and whoever installed the stand just didn't give a crap and didn't mention it to the client.

[deleted] t1_jedx0q8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:15 AM

Reply to A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv

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FancyArmadillo5459 t1_jedwrpy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 AM

Reply to Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl

Bitch, watching me

SmashBonecrusher t1_jedwrpn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 AM

Reply to quite a long polo, on quite a pretty man by dhekurbaba

WTF ?