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I'll be happy after I eat it

I am French. So hee haw hawwwww! Jokes on you!!

Why don’t you?

Are you sure it's your education system? It certainly isn't mine -- Chichewa was never mentioned in my schools, and the dates look alien to me.

You could just use a section of saw chain. As a bonus it would even still cut..... slowly.

Jesus needs to heal those springs & shocks.

He needs help with that cleft lip. That or just eat him.

67% overall is not "good". And this was prepandemic too. Aim low, hit low (our education system).

Well, it said not to build the house on sand, but it didn't say anything about a truck, so.....

Reminds me of a homepage I stumbled upon recently. A big energy solutions company. In the "about us" section, they wrote (in my native language):

"When you chose us as partners, you will be sure that everything is done to the highest standart".

60% is considered good? 52% is average? 80% is excellent? The standards are so low can you really expect any better from the teacher.

Came here to write the same :D my first thought "hand me the Holy Hand Granade, and count exactly to three..." 🤣

When you need a quick wedding to keep you butt out of jail, they"'ll bring the church to you!

she passed the exams

Me confused

this poison my mind

use a bike chain instead

Does the sheep on a ship shipped by a shippingsheep shipped on a ship get shipped to a shop to shop for a ship to be shipped on by a shippingshipsheep?

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My new favorite term.

Internet doctor here, I prescribe 2 bottles of potassium citrate, the lemon flavor. Cancel plans for next 16 hours.

If you won't come to the pedophiles, let the pedophiles come to you

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