Recent comments in /f/funny
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jed3261 wrote
Reply to Just leave the pizza behind the hedge. by denodster
Every time you walk through your entranceway spiders everywhere dangling in your face and spinning webs constantly spiders all the time Spiders everywhere.
RobXIII t1_jed31wc wrote
This made me laugh almost as much as the towel sized mat we had at work that said SAFETY STARTS HERE but the corner of it was bent up and kept tripping people
radio_yyz t1_jed2ob4 wrote
Reply to Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93
I read that in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice.
Poweeer
PochinkiPrincess t1_jed2hkj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
OP you’re getting roasted but I got one too (on a great sale at Costco) and it’s so handy for the kitchen like when you go to wash your hands after prepping raw chicken. Also I audibly gasped when it said “should last a year or more” I would be pissed if mine didn’t last way way longer (with proper use)
bowtiesrcool86 t1_jed2fu9 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Oh my…
hellospaghet t1_jed25cu wrote
When it has to be girth
KonigSteve t1_jed1znu wrote
Reply to comment by Professional_Sea3141 in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
You're not catching the right kind of attention for surveying if that's the way you're doing it
[deleted] t1_jed1wo9 wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
[removed]
dragoonjefy t1_jed1t1x wrote
That's one fragile dispenser
3006mv t1_jed1s3z wrote
Sounds like you should waterproof that battery compartment with some silicone or Vaseline or something
dfhaz t1_jed1rvj wrote
Nice! They must be hokd n fonnix!!
Beautiful_Car_3079 t1_jed1o0s wrote
Reply to comment by IamLuann in I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky
Hey!!! I found them!!! It’s Captain Obvious‘s secret identity!!!!!!
DukeNiemand t1_jed1mee wrote
I disapprove of this message. #FreeTheRip
Far-Philosophy-4375 t1_jed1iza wrote
Happy ending restaurant
ididnotknowwhy t1_jed1i79 wrote
Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
A serious answer could be someone with a disability may be unable to manually pump soap. Or people would prefer a hands free dispenser for hygiene purposes.
Or they do it for fun/convenience. Who knows?
Sweatytubesock t1_jed1ggk wrote
No madam, I’m quite able to decide for myself when I’ve farted enough.
matt2012bl t1_jed1ecs wrote
Reply to comment by TMLTurby in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
It's almost like someone stole someone else's soap dispenser post and reposted it as their own
Nuts
[deleted] t1_jed1dkx wrote
Reply to Slumped by shadowvirl
[removed]
Majestic_Account123 t1_jed1bdx wrote
Kaa_The_Snake OP t1_jed148s wrote
Reply to comment by GhoulArtist in I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
yeah. I mean worrying about nuclear war, you don't really get it as a kid. Nowadays worrying about a real threat like an active shooter. I would hate to be growing up with what's going on right now being seen as 'normal'
CpuJunky t1_jed13sp wrote
Reply to Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93
Clearly not a licensed electrician. The panel is lockable....and if there is danger from the "pawer" being live, it shouldn't be in service in the first place. It just looks like a breaker box?
LeTouatteRatte t1_jed131k wrote
Reply to Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93
There’s a living cat inside of that closet???
3toedsl0th t1_jed112s wrote
Reply to Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93
Peligro alto has me stumped.
Kaa_The_Snake OP t1_jed0v9f wrote
Reply to comment by CrazyWulf2019 in I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
yeah, we're old :P
MisinformedGenius t1_jed3687 wrote
Reply to comment by KorgX3 in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
Just wait until the blood-dimmed tide is loosed - that's never a fun cleanup.