Press the plunger with your forearm...

I've felt super gassy today and I can't poop. I got a little rabbit doodoo out earlier but that's it. I am uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.

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“Don’t lowball me, I know what I’ve got!”

Pick up a set of rainbow markers and fill that flag in.

Not as bad as when I hooked up a steam condensate line to the wrong stack. Found out when the person using the toilet in that stack had to go to the nurse for a burnt ass.

Haha! Excellent, eye catching advertisement.

How come?

He doesn't, this is a repost of a repost of a repost.

r/theyknew

Here waiting for a bot to chime in….

Ill take that with extra Vag on the side

So, is it? lol

…(but with love)

Is this a soap dispenser or a finely tuned CPU?

Bumper sticker is faded

Me: "Why can't I enter heaven? "

St Pete: "Jesus needs to enter you."

Me: "I promise you, he entered me last night."

St Pete: "Not Jesus Romero, Jesus Christ."

Me: "You mean my ass is sore for nothing? "

I've never heard a fart referred to as "a passing fancy"

Hyperbole Train, you’re intentionally obtuse. We’re obviously not Nazis, we are people who are calling out the Nazi dog whistles. If something in use is hurting people because it has been co-opted by a hate group and then the co-opted version of it ends up being used in things like political rallies than it should be called out when people use it so that they understand there might be unintended consequences of their use of it. The word “Idiot” was once a valid diagnostic term that would not fly today. Hysterical was another term that was in medical use and has since taken on other meaning and would not be appropriate to use today. For example, it would not relate to their originally intended uses if I were to call you hysterical or an idiot for calling us Nazis; that would be inappropriate.

Aaah.... Yeah that sounds plausible

What about feeding after midnight?

Sage wisdom from the poo guru.

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Probably at the entrance. For some reason nerds need to be told about self hygiene and that they smell so places have had to start putting up signs saying stuff like this. And if you've ever been to a convention like this, you understand why.