Captain_-H t1_jecs021 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:45 AM

Reply to comment by I_Also_Fix_Jets in I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky

Or maybe confederate?

[deleted] t1_jecrzvo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:45 AM

Reply to He wanted to know if it was offered as a main course 😒 by Booshida

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lemonpepsiking t1_jecrz9w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:45 AM

Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

I got one for the kitchen so when I'm working with raw meat I don't have to touch the soap handle. I know technically I should always be then scrubbing my hands afterwards but it sure does feel nice.

Asaisav t1_jecryeh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Reply to comment by shpydar in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv

But what specifically at PAX East?

unbiasedasian t1_jecrx1p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Reply to He wanted to know if it was offered as a main course 😒 by Booshida

I'll take it for dessert

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stormingsteel t1_jecrqcm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94

Homeboy is baked

LeTouatteRatte t1_jecrq91 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to Just leave the pizza behind the hedge. by denodster

So that’s what a bad idea looks like!

jrockcrown t1_jecrntz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

Feel the lords salivation upon your face and know he is upon thee

RequiemStorm t1_jecrlui wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Hopefully it's just an oil rig pun lol

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wascilly_wabbit t1_jecrgnb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

Reply to comment by Beautiful_Car_3079 in I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky

If their fur was clear then we could see their black skin.

knightopusdei t1_jecracl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to comment by KorgX3 in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

The MEEK Corp share inherit the earth

Beautiful_Car_3079 t1_jecr7yq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky

It’s the Alaskan flag. A polar bear in a blizzard

Fun fact- polar bears fur is see through. Their skin is black. 🤔

33165564 t1_jecr62f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:38 AM

Reply to comment by terratoilet23 in The best license plate I ever saw - 2QAYL by BigDende

Top line is phonetic (sorta), second line is what it means

ChondroArt t1_jecr552 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:38 AM

Reply to comment by wearsAtrenchcoat in I’m offended, instructions unclear by LaisyDucky

Damn it. Beat me to it. Well played. Lol

knightopusdei t1_jecqz76 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

Reply to comment by Razrwyre in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Sure .... sounds like a line from a really good salesman.

shpydar t1_jecqvmn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to comment by WhiskerTwitch in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv

PAX East? Like the post caption says?

Chubuwee t1_jecqti5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to comment by mangosteenfruit in This birthday card display is a bit insensitive… by proximalfunk

As letter of resignation

Berns429 t1_jecqr2b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Reply to comment by Downtown_Tadpole_817 in Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

Don’t do it Jesus, red flags bro

fell-deeds-awake t1_jecqprg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake

I had a history teacher in high school that liked to tell freshmen during the first week of school that they'd also need to use it for hurricane drills, as well. Just flip it over and grab your biggest textbook to use as a paddle.