Recent comments in /f/funny
beachedwhale1945 t1_jecmuvl wrote
Reply to comment by Alkill1000 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
The now-dirty soap dispenser.
You can turn on most facets with your elbows, but pumping soap with dirty hands while trying not to get the soap dispenser wet is more of a challenge. Best used in kitchens where you are more likely to have gunk on your hands.
Ricard728 t1_jecmm43 wrote
Reply to It’s important that he knows by TheCarrot_v2
Imagine he had a portable potty on the back of his truck and you honk, he pulls over, you pay him 15 bucks and he lets you poop. And then you can go on your way.
How about a fleet of portable potties, and an app you can schedule to your location? We can call it, Uber Poops.
Google4206 t1_jecm4t0 wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
I call it my customer service voice.
Gamer000111 t1_jeclwuq wrote
Reply to comment by StankySocks1 in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
No shit, Sherlock
dlxw t1_jecllwm wrote
Why do we keep having oil spills?
couverando1984 t1_jeclldy wrote
Reply to comment by Razrwyre in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Just like stupid radio ads...
Sofarbeyondfucked t1_jeclgvv wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Jesus is coming!
100percentish t1_jeclcq0 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Sounds kinda woke groomer.
Void11doiV t1_jeclase wrote
Reply to comment by Razrwyre in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
"Haha you know you spelled that wrong don't you?"
"Well what do you know, I did. Well hey while I got you here, buy our shit."
kungfu_panda_express t1_jecl2du wrote
Reply to comment by bruh-_-6969 in i don’t think very many d&d fans will be purchasing this… by bruh-_-6969
They still might but now they try to blend in with normal people too. Stay vigilant!
2020-RedditUser t1_jecl1hg wrote
Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
This could useful for kids to wash their hands more independently by helping them limit how much soap they use
HarioDinio t1_jecksgw wrote
Wouldnt you stress the first 'I' in idiot not the o
wookiee_borg t1_jecknjy wrote
Reply to If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades
I thought it was an arrow. And all I could think was, “Where this lands, there shall I be buried.”
fixerdrew02 t1_jeckj64 wrote
Reply to comment by yell_worldstar in Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Have to be 13 or less tho
fixerdrew02 t1_jeckhs7 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Christianity is full of sexual innuendoes
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FritzGetTheStickz t1_jeck8u4 wrote
Reply to comment by DewRat in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Oh Christ of course it is. How is it this one obscure company keeps popping up every few months in the worst ways 🪼
SmoothBrain1344 t1_jeck6h8 wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
Can confirm, am the city.
mypreciousss4 t1_jeck46n wrote
I think they forgot an e... But some one still has to explain what rigeth means.
battylol OP t1_jecjosz wrote
Reply to comment by MsGoogle in Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
It definitely happened and most likely haha
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Reply to If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades
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DiggingThisAir t1_jecj3cg wrote
I wonder if this is a dig
Chairman_of_the_Pool t1_jecivfr wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
They knew what they were doing here
aneeta96 t1_jecmv15 wrote
Reply to A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
As my grandfather used to say 'A fart is just a turd knocking on the door'.