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nMe-CA t1_jecim9c wrote
Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
Because they want to do the robot trying to get it out
DragonflyScared813 t1_jecibs9 wrote
Reply to It’s important that he knows by TheCarrot_v2
Saw a bumper sticker similar humor: I'm only speeding because I have to poop.
TRUCKASAURUS_eth t1_jechyy0 wrote
Reply to comment by NightChime in This birthday card display is a bit insensitive… by proximalfunk
“adios amigo” means “goodbye friend”
70/80/90/dead
DontRememberOldPass t1_jechv59 wrote
Reply to comment by Razrwyre in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Jokes on you, it’s the Rigth Survey Company
Vaibhav_Rajpurohit27 t1_jechcry wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
the fuck i don't want to go to heaven now for sure😂
professormagma t1_jecgp52 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
WHY IS THIS DOWNVOTED!
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Reply to comment by Sn_Orpheus in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
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Farkas005 t1_jecgkh5 wrote
Reply to comment by billbixbyakahulk in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
Bathroom.
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professormagma t1_jecggd2 wrote
Reply to comment by Kahoots113 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
if you are lucky
billbixbyakahulk t1_jecgfrk wrote
Reply to comment by Farkas005 in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
The bathroom? Or Pax East?
professormagma t1_jecgbum wrote
that’s an instant return for me. can’t be bothered to put 50 cents of gasket into the battery compartment, but can be bothered with this message?
AstronomerNo556 t1_jecg1bm wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
That's not a flamingo thats a seal.
mangosteenfruit t1_jecg112 wrote
The adios amigos one, is it for a death? 😂
Edit: like who are you giving it to?
AddendumNo7007 t1_jecfp3a wrote
r/theyknew
Petal_Chatoyance t1_jecfmcz wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Bring out some Holy Lube and I'll consider it.
LeTouatteRatte t1_jecf0zl wrote
They tried to make cards for older ages, but the paper kept on turning to dust.
smallest_table t1_jeceyjz wrote
Someone decided it was cheaper to print that and include it with the dispenser than it would be to to fit a water tight gasket. The thing is, I'd bet you'd pay $1 more for a watertight one.
OutinDaBarn t1_jecel5p wrote
Reply to Little ones and big ones, I hear by bitNine
It's the little shits that screw up my drive thru order.
DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You t1_jecefiy wrote
The urban dicthionary makth thith a very dark methage, indeed ...
banananaking8990 t1_jece9tz wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Damn, how much?
OkImpress3543 t1_jece56x wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Jesus will have to pay the troll toll
common2698 t1_jece1vm wrote
Reply to I don’t think that’s a cucumber by Boneal171
Obvious fruitphobia; they identify as a cucumber, you need to respect their truth!
MotherRam t1_jecdwp3 wrote
Reply to comment by redshift739 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
I’d want one specifically when I’m cooking with raw meat and want to wash my hands without getting the bottle/pump “meaty”
spiritwockiee t1_jecirlv wrote
Reply to The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
I've for sure seen this somewhere on Reddit before, crazy they're still selling them.