livi4479 t1_jebyxyf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:12 PM

Reply to If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades

What were you going for 🤣

ccellist OP t1_jebyn1r wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Reply to comment by missannthrope1 in Grammar, on the other hand, is. by ccellist

LOL OP fail 😂😂😂

redshift739 t1_jebyj1n wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:09 PM

Reply to The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

Why do you have an electrical soap dispenser?

Rm-rf_forlife t1_jeby88w wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Reply to comment by Ok_Classic_4157 in My neighborhood just isn't safe anymore... by trethompson

Evidence is pointing to the Hamburglar

luctian t1_jebxldt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:02 PM

Reply to comment by bandit69 in The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

This is some American/Canadian who wants to buy cheap Chinese stuff and market it as a luxury brand and earn a profit without having to do actual work. Buddy probably just graduated from their youtube guru Amazon's course not too long ago.

cokendsmile t1_jebxj6h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:02 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

‘Jesus is in me’, has a completely new meaning now

mfd418 t1_jebxdn3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:01 PM

Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94

You spelled beach chicken wrong...

ObarThePotent t1_jebxdch wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:01 PM

Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns

That carrrot has Peyronie's disease. I think there is a pill for that.

capt-yossarius t1_jebxd01 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:01 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

No means No, Jesus!

Tempting_Form t1_jebx9ml wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:00 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Good!

MrPuffer23 t1_jebx74w wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:00 PM

Reply to Grammar, on the other hand, is. by ccellist

He was helping his uncle jack off a horse.

stalphonzo t1_jebwws6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:58 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

Please tell me he uses a condom. I don't need to be that famous.

Arclite83 t1_jebwtvf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by itsMemesOrNothing in Delicacy from around the world by armance83

You mean you don't put zucchini on your pizza???

emote_control t1_jebwqdc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Delicacy from around the world by armance83

Whoosh

emote_control t1_jebwmxs wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:56 PM

Reply to comment by thieh in Delicacy from around the world by armance83

Sold in Japan.

sagitta_luminus t1_jebwhhk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

🎶I wanna get down on my knees

And start pleasin’ Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation

All over my face🎶

moogoothegreat t1_jebwgs8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM

Reply to comment by Razrwyre in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Reddit has poisoned our minds...

ArmChairAnalyst86 OP t1_jebw4sr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to comment by yallxtrippin in Going to need a bigger doggy door. by ArmChairAnalyst86

He just turned a year old. First husky. Love it, shedding aside! My dad and I were switching out washer and dryer and he decided to poke his head in literally, and check progress.