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bandit69 t1_jebu9ce wrote
IOW cheap Chines junk.
There is some truth in the saying "You get what you pay for" - almost always applies to the cheap end.
Saberune t1_jebtuxk wrote
Can't say they didn't warn you.
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ameades OP t1_jebtdlq wrote
Reply to comment by ConfidentSeaweed949 in If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades
I drilled through my roof. I did not intend on drilling through my roof...
Flubbuns OP t1_jebtcwb wrote
Reply to comment by Hellige88 in How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
Did I get the daddy carrot?
davethompson413 t1_jebt9m0 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
I've heard that there are some priests willing to prove that they are sufficient substitutes
ConfidentSeaweed949 t1_jebt94b wrote
Reply to If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades
And they would be confused.
missannthrope1 t1_jebspac wrote
Reply to Grammar, on the other hand, is. by ccellist
Did you mean punctuation?
WarthogPrize2408 t1_jebsalf wrote
WROGN
buzzkill007 t1_jebs9ws wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
This isn't even the cringiest thing I've ever seen from a church. I mean, have you listened to any praise and worship music lyrics? Or Christian rock for that matter? So many songs with the "Jesus is my boyfriend" theme. Yikes!
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Cam_knows_you t1_jebs3rw wrote
Reply to Grammar, on the other hand, is. by ccellist
Ah yes! Good old fashioned truth justice!
Notinyourbushes t1_jebrl4h wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Well someone learned the wrong lesson from Harvey Weinstein.
Edited for shitty grammar from trying to have two conversations at once.
feral_philosopher t1_jebrevs wrote
Gad Daym that's cold
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Interesting-Dog-1224 t1_jebr33w wrote
Reply to comment by thieh in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
OH MY FKN GOD
Aromatic_Ad8890 t1_jebqxcj wrote
Reply to comment by DewRat in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
That checks
Quizzical_Kumquat t1_jebqrxf wrote
Reply to comment by thieh in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Exactly where my brain went
Turbulent-Mix-6677 t1_jebqdl1 wrote
Which conference? There was one recently in Shreveport…
XMETA_DUKE t1_jebqdjt wrote
Reply to comment by Gustopherus-the-2nd in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Literally. Not at all.
JenniferJuniper6 t1_jebqdeq wrote
Please tell me it’s irony.
[deleted] t1_jebqb3b wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
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Hellige88 t1_jebpwdo wrote
Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
Well, when a mommy carrot and a daddy carrot love each other very much, they give each other a “special hug,” then they have a baby carrot!
Ok_Primary_1075 t1_jebphjl wrote
Probably why their booth’s empty
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jebubyl wrote
Reply to The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration
It's liquid soap. Soap is used with water. If it can't be wet, it's crap and not fit for purpose.