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PissedOffDog t1_jebpf34 wrote
definition of rigth
When a lisp-ridden individual commits horrible crimes of passion.
Objective-Sport-711 t1_jebp3cf wrote
Reply to standing here for 5 minutes and they haven’t done anything remotely entertaining by pomonamike
God damn crackers!
Downtown_Tadpole_817 t1_jeboskz wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
He's gotta at least buy me dinner first and no cheap places.
ameades OP t1_jebonqh wrote
Reply to If someone asks how the kitchen reno is coming along I'm just going to send this pic. by ameades
TIL how rafters sit on exterior walls.
Can't win em all 😛
justgottopokearound t1_jeboird wrote
Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
Must have glued them together
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pewpewpewouch t1_jebocr2 wrote
Well, he isn't worng
[deleted] t1_jebo6c7 wrote
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OppaiNoJutsu t1_jebo5v8 wrote
Well, they're not wrong per se..
iambluest t1_jebnznm wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Pray on your knees, with your shoulders on the mattress.
TheMadShatterP00P t1_jebnem3 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
... in the butt
cyborgborg777 t1_jebndyy wrote
Reply to comment by Gustopherus-the-2nd in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Don’t test me :)
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DewRat t1_jebn6uq wrote
Reply to comment by Aromatic_Ad8890 in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
Leica Geosystems
Gustopherus-the-2nd t1_jebn59e wrote
Reply to comment by cyborgborg777 in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
That’s not how any of this works.
Prionkiller t1_jebn4zk wrote
Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
When you cum, things will go limp.
benvonpluton t1_jebn3ih wrote
Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
Baby carrots aren't really little carrots. They are just cut and shaped to look like baby carrots. This one dodged the blade.
WalkLikeAKneeGypsian t1_jebn13r wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
When I was a kid, at home we spoke in a way pretty close to the "normal" TV presenter way, and my mom would get upset when we didn't. But at school, we spoke more like the kids from blue collar families, which involved some swearing we never used at home. Both probably qualified as dialects of their own, and I can still switch fairly easily between the two even though I've been speaking mostly the TV presenter dialect for many years. There's a good chance I'll revert to the blue collar dialect if I ever become $%?&$$ senile.
DangerGooch3 t1_jebmyke wrote
Reply to How did this happen?! by Flubbuns
Because “baby carrots” aren’t a real thing. They’re cut and shaved into those shapes from regular sized carrots, and clearly one of them made it through without getting the ol’ chop and shave
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RefrigeratorOver7105 t1_jebm2yc wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Worst pickup line ever.
Devilzdandruff t1_jeblcuo wrote
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
CEMENTHE4D t1_jeblci0 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
gaaaaaaay!
Tecloyourdeath t1_jebl9vq wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
is this the reason why a large number of church workers are pedophiles?
Thephilosopherkmh t1_jebpfyp wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Face down, ass up!