Recent comments in /f/funny
old-dirty-olorin t1_jeazzwk wrote
Reply to I don’t think that’s a cucumber by Boneal171
Count them. RMA it back.
Complain that you ordered 472 cucumbers and received raisins instead.
Wait patiently for the UPS guy to bring you 19 boxes of cucumbers
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeazl2f wrote
Reply to If I fits I sits by felmare101
I've a similar fecal related motto....
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thieh t1_jeazgbw wrote
Reply to Delicacy from around the world by armance83
Spanish-American English French Toast, Deutsche style. (Italian pizza flavored, Made in China)
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Reply to Delicacy from around the world by armance83
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QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeazcsz wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Also, Gum retention apparatus.
PagingDrHuman t1_jeaym5m wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
Worked with a black woman who had mastered sounding like a white woman on the telephone. It made dealing with customer service for her so much easier. It's really quite sad.
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Reply to Slumped by shadowvirl
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battylol OP t1_jeaxvkz wrote
Reply to comment by WoodBoogerSpork in Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
Same haha
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeaxcgt wrote
Reply to Do-Worker by johnnywolfwolf
Maybe it's time for you to drop an offer, keep him from practicing on fruit at least...
WoodBoogerSpork t1_jeawyhh wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
As a white guy, even I have a "white person" voice I use in meetings.
[deleted] t1_jeawxtx wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
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yallxtrippin t1_jeawvb0 wrote
Reply to comment by ballroombadass0 in Going to need a bigger doggy door. by ArmChairAnalyst86
Huskies always look like they're fed up with your shit. Then they go on to do the silliest things.
cornelioustreat888 t1_jeawlkm wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Ah, I’ll always remember the old Duck and Cover drills.
Haywood_jablowmeeee t1_jeavznl wrote
Reply to comment by uphill-bothways in A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
Yup.
rollercoastervan t1_jeavrdo wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Also a desk
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organmaster_kev t1_jeav0bq wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
Nope impressive if you aren't near the beach...
cerevant t1_jeatjr9 wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
“Don’t sit on that! It will break!”
PagingDrHuman t1_jeat0df wrote
Reply to comment by Hmmletmec in I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Those desks aren't rated to deflect bullets. I believe companies have started offering bullet resistant classroom furniture, but they're even more expensive than quality classroom furniture. (Desks that can withstand years of abuse with negligible maintain are actually expensive). Honestly it's sad
HumpieDouglas t1_jeasq3w wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
Meth heads will steal anything
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Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
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TheCoolDean t1_jeas0p3 wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
for hamsters?
itsMemesOrNothing t1_jeb027g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Delicacy from around the world by armance83
Pretty sure those are green bell peppers