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Various_Oil_5674 t1_je8ih3m wrote
Squirrel or crow?
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bucko_fazoo t1_je8hi4q wrote
/r/excgarated
Chucklepus t1_je8h8bu wrote
Reply to comment by AlloyComics in This is my husband's favorite prank on me, and he wasn't even there to see it! by AlloyComics
My German wife hates sausage and beer. Seems like false advertising.
AfterAardvark3085 t1_je8gady wrote
Reply to comment by KAMSPioneer in Bald guys by jonwritesmovies
Not personally bald, but I watch some streamers and in group games, they're very much acting like "bald bros" when it comes up.
I've never even heard of bald rivalry...
AfterAardvark3085 t1_je8g1fb wrote
Reply to This is my husband's favorite prank on me, and he wasn't even there to see it! by AlloyComics
What kind of fool wouldn't understand that you mean "66" without asking to repeat?
Any_Mathematician905 t1_je8f0wm wrote
This just in: humans love boobs.
Sugaloaf_Librarian t1_je8f0ec wrote
A tribble?
[deleted] t1_je8ezyo wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Classic_4157 in My neighborhood just isn't safe anymore... by trethompson
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Any_Mathematician905 t1_je8exf6 wrote
Ever seen the NY stock exchange bull? Shiny balls. So smooooooth.
Kyogen13 t1_je8ex3x wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Classic_4157 in My neighborhood just isn't safe anymore... by trethompson
A theft like that would be something to crow about.
FrankTheStank9012 t1_je8ehjc wrote
Reply to Bald guys by jonwritesmovies
Moonmoon?
Defiant-Revolution11 t1_je8ehfv wrote
"I'm telling ya it was a friggin lion"
Mental_Thing_7899 t1_je8e28t wrote
Originally, were double D.
Live_Seaweed4421 t1_je8dksd wrote
Reply to This bathroom stall door has seen things. by AnGabhaDubh
Pochitaaaaaaaaa
EbonyEngineer t1_je8cy25 wrote
Reply to comment by FourAM in Dammit! by absolute_panic
I mean. It's happening in many police departments.
IamLuann t1_je8ct3e wrote
O.K. top on because animals can get head stuck, and seriously injured.
Italianstyle73 t1_je8cpdk wrote
Souvenir*
pomonamike OP t1_je8chlq wrote
Reply to comment by Superbuddhapunk in standing here for 5 minutes and they haven’t done anything remotely entertaining by pomonamike
more like a time killer while the butcher butchered my meat.
LeTouatteRatte t1_je8ch5g wrote
Sous-wiener? Sue Veneer!
rick_gutz t1_je8ch4n wrote
Reply to Dammit! by absolute_panic
Ahhhhh... Damnit!!! I have been on a good run until know. Thanks a lot.
fmlyjwls t1_je8cflv wrote
One of my cats came home with a warm, half eaten burger once. Never got any complaints from the neighbors….
thebivvo t1_je8cbme wrote
I came out one time to a crow trying to fly away with a half cooked steak off of my grill.
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Own-Adhesiveness-214 t1_je8imj6 wrote
Reply to comment by pinko_zinko in Found Nicko Avocado pic on a weight loss tea packaging in Pakistan by thedarkmetal
The correct answer is your life would be immeasurably better if you remain ignorant of his existence.