I thought it was a guide on how to entertain white people

Or the Molly Malone statue in Dublin.

It's not right to accuse anyone of "asking for it" - especially a statue - but... good golly Miss Molly.

Does it have a widdle wadder?

Smashing those fitness goals. What an inspiration.

I sent my wife to pick up food. I put the name in as "herName Smellybutt" . She approaches and says "Pickup order for hername"". To which the casher enthusiastically greated " oh hello Mrs. Smellybutt". All in the restorant busted out laughing. Including the customers who seemed to have been let in on the humorous name that had come through.

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Sad then funny then sad again

6% of gamers have this achievement.

Can't blame them, I've rubbed a bull statues balls before

It was empowering. I charged through the crowd in line afterward and did a Captain Morgan pose on a police horse as it led me through Central Park

I'd never have had the confidence without petting those bull balls

I’m curious if a I could request an absurdly deep pipe, like lower than any human made hole, then claim false advertising when they refuse.

Mm yummy dusty rust on my hands

And neither have you

Of course it’s Turkish 🤣🤣

Or…maybe one person who went ‘hold my buttery popcorn’, rubbed their hands and went in for the deed 🤣

you put them on reddit and i am entertained by their existence

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He’s a puffer fish…

Austin?

He used to be a super fit/thin vegan activist and classically trained violinist then after a breakup with his boyfriend he has a total mental breakdown. Really sad

Baby got flaps

Holy shit, I thought they were talking about a drink, haha

Makes sense though, they burst out of their packaging like the Kool-aid man.

I hope the owner is named Wes or Wesley. Or has a robot that calls everyone Wesley.

I have to be honest, I felt quite inadequate.

Are you from Georgia? They don't claim to entertain everybody.

The girth!