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Anonophile t1_je7ez8s wrote
Reply to standing here for 5 minutes and they haven’t done anything remotely entertaining by pomonamike
That’s because you are too sober to enjoy the show.
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GlennsTypeWriter t1_je7ep3z wrote
look at the pharmacy for a skin lotion called "nut butter"
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Elegant_Operation820 t1_je7dlqj wrote
Found my new nickname
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plumbthumbs t1_je7cmzt wrote
Reply to comment by Befuddled_Cultist in Dammit! by absolute_panic
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nyynyg t1_je7cape wrote
Reply to I live in New England. by chuckles84
Bean town I’m guessing
absolute_panic OP t1_je7c27m wrote
Reply to comment by Roin-da-Groin in Dammit! by absolute_panic
Alhambra, CA
Athedeus t1_je7blh6 wrote
Reply to Small pond by toonhole
To be "fair":
"I don't want to to be referred to as him or her"
"I want that one".
TheHumanPickleRick t1_je7biwv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Found Nicko Avocado pic on a weight loss tea packaging in Pakistan by thedarkmetal
Or just appetite suppressing stimulants like meth.
bald_and_nerdy t1_je7b1q5 wrote
Reply to comment by Spoobie90 in Bald guys by jonwritesmovies
When you say shaved head I think you're thinking of a very short buzz cut. Not bald. When I think of bald it's with a razor and a shiny head afterwards. That kind of bald. The shiny head is not to be confused with the skin head.
ObarThePotent t1_je7au5h wrote
that's weally, wheally, wunderful.
FourAM t1_je7ajp9 wrote
Reply to comment by OblongAndKneeless in Dammit! by absolute_panic
Stop trying to make white power happen. It’s not gonna happen.
bald_and_nerdy t1_je7aiwo wrote
Reply to Bald guys by jonwritesmovies
"Get back, I'm gonna practice my stabbin. Ha HA"
Roberto in Futurama
electric14monkey t1_je7accj wrote
Who doesn’t love a pair of rock hard titties
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Cursedbythedicegods t1_je7aa4x wrote
Reply to comment by Channel5exclusive in Have no fear, the Wescue Wagon is here! by BoominShroomer
Wabbit season!
toddhd t1_je7a1ye wrote
FWIW, while I get the joke, I also have a co-worker with an "Elmer Fudd" style speech impediment, and this kind of stuff can be insulting when you see people making fun of it. Just sayin'.
Befuddled_Cultist t1_je7a01p wrote
Reply to comment by Tok3n- in Dammit! by absolute_panic
It's because the hand makes a WP (white power).
jeddythree t1_je79clh wrote
Reply to Dammit! by absolute_panic
Lol nice Mazda 3
Roin-da-Groin t1_je79c80 wrote
Reply to Dammit! by absolute_panic
Where was this??????? I swear I've seen that exact car before?
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Reply to So many people have groped this statue, its boobs are polished by it_is_with_a_k
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