haha hairy's

Speedrunning these achievements at this point

Careful, content may spill

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I mean, you have to get your liquid morkite to the refinery one way or another

i wonder what "Mühlbauer AG" is supposed to be though.

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I like the dentist whose powers were to make someone's mood produce diegetic music for them… and the audience. :-)

Bonus story, since you're a kind person

I watch a lot of true crime youtube...my wife is a passive viewer while she does whatever she's doing in the same room.

We had both been into the devil's lettuce, full disclosure, but a few months ago, I was just laying there watching a show and she looks over at me and says, completely straight faced, "I will end you"

I just looked at her, thinking, did I hear that right?

I guess she could see the bewilderment,

"what did I just say?"

"that you were going to end me......????"

"WHAT?!"

As though I could fill her in on it....hilarious moment we laugh about still

Haha sounds like you guys are a good fit for eachother! If she doesn’t kill you first as you’ve said !

We both laughed for a good 15 seconds after I explained what was going on. This is why I picked her! She keeps me young (if she doesn't kill me first!)

Someone else mentioned they knew "laying pipe" as "taking a shit", but that's the first time I've heard it used that way.

I've always understood it to mean "fucking"

She’s a special one for sure !

Lmao

🥲 Thanks so much

I got it and I don't even work in a hospital. I just figured I'd let you know that there's at least one of us out here. Best of luck OP!

Me, reading all languages Mr Worldwide

Just because you have a moustache doesn't mean you speak Italian

For anyone that doesn’t get the joke, KMS translates to KillMySelf in popular culture. It does not read Kilometres like you think it would. I would usually not do this but some people don’t get it. I’ll let you decide if it’s funny.

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They're probably from Wellington

So it is accurate then.

Not to mention when the plastic goes through a crusher it can be Dangerous if the cap goes flying off like a bullet

"That wasn't a fortune cookie"