Be thankful and call yourself "deodorant".

*double-quotes required for C++

Ma’am you need to leave your lactating tiddies outside

The Canada accent almost makes him sing off tune that’s great

Let me guess it's in Alabama

We best cut this off before we get in trouble. The sheriff is near, after all.

My friend runs a pool excavation company, his motto is “digging holes by day, filling them by night”

I prefer mine neat

This might be the least funny thing I have ever seen.

There’s a reason why they’re called pipe-fitters 🤪

I'll just stick with 'internet daddy'

Also laughable is nearly 500k with an HOA. Screw that noise.

r/notfunny

The MC (the guy) is a programmer (hence the comic is webdevtoons), but he makes the mistake of calling himself a coder, and she confuses the profession with a medical coder, who prepares bills for hospital patients

Neither do I.

cout << 'Ouch' ;

I don’t get it.

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Fuuuuck.. I wanted to try them too! 😭🤣😩

Is that a Rock and Stone I hear ?

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It’s a pessarium

I see a finger

That’s because only a dinosaur would pay $450k to live in Ala-frickin-bana