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Master_Awareness814 t1_je344uu wrote
Reply to comment by theshogun02 in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
Lol coincidentally when I was 20 my husband did go down on me with an ice cube in his mouth. It was pretty cool
slingbladde t1_je340as wrote
Reply to comment by Moos_Mumsy in This sign on my way home from work by jjmurphy8
Ha first thing that came to mind.
dcf5ve t1_je33zic wrote
Reply to comment by og-lollercopter in Equine Passion by MHarmony
As a Lions fan, I detect no lies.
StillSundayDrunk t1_je33txr wrote
That's a dick with a fingernail
UnpopularCrayon t1_je33lz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Cannot be his real name… by tburns1469
I'd be surprised if any airport employee wanted the general flying public knowing their full name.
Global-Departure3194 t1_je339d3 wrote
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MwcOk420 t1_je338ow wrote
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Only???
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gamer6663 OP t1_je32kok wrote
Reply to comment by LadyMothrakk in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
Much more eloquently put than I did! Thanks! Expecting our crotch goblin in a couple weeks, gonna come in handy I hear!
theshogun02 t1_je32k5e wrote
Reply to Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
After a long day there’s nothing I like more than a glass of 20 year old aged Vagina on the rocks.
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rap202 t1_je32is9 wrote
Reply to Why are my mandarins high though? by taupeisdope2878
They look all juiced up
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GrimmsGrinningGhost t1_je31vw2 wrote
Reply to comment by an_onanist in Anel Queens Construction by HAL-9
This
gamer6663 OP t1_je31ryh wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawaycuzawkward in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
No problem! I was confused too when the wife pulled them out, then died when I seen the catchphrase 😂
LadyMothrakk t1_je31rm2 wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawaycuzawkward in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
They’re pads that have freeze-able material inside. Women put them on their underwear to ease pain and discomfort when sitting for a period of time after giving birth. Crotch monsters can really do some damage unfortunately.
Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je31nl9 wrote
Reply to comment by gamer6663 in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
Ooooh. I was like "Is it for if you get kicked? I've dealt with pleanty of periods, never known a labia that needed cooling off".
That makes sense.
Thank you.
gamer6663 OP t1_je31gh3 wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawaycuzawkward in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
It’s a cooling pad for vaginas. After labour and such.
Moos_Mumsy t1_je31dww wrote
Reply to This sign on my way home from work by jjmurphy8
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bitemark01 t1_je316tg wrote
Reply to This sign on my way home from work by jjmurphy8
r/theyknew
theshogun02 t1_je348j8 wrote
Reply to comment by Master_Awareness814 in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
Good man!