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TheIndieArmy t1_je2tmya wrote
Reply to comment by kate313 in My week in a nutshell by kate313
I get that, but if we don't know what the dish is how we suppose to determine if the rock was intended or not? If you ordered Beef Rockefeller...well then...that changes things now, doesn't it?
Traveshamamockery_ t1_je2tliy wrote
Reply to comment by caveman69420 in Umm by OwnDish0
You’re good. This was the horoscope of Alabama. You don’t live in Alabama, do you?
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Reply to comment by Anomalius_Reborn in Everyone speaks english right? by lostinthewoods87
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DannyDoubleTap47 t1_je2sqtv wrote
Reply to comment by Madrasthebald in Why are my mandarins high though? by taupeisdope2878
This gave me a chuckle 😆
kiritothelonewolf666 t1_je2rcgs wrote
Everyone trippin balls. It’s saying ONE of the people involved fits into one of those 4 categories. Your lover cheats on you. Your dad has a side ho. A colleague is screwing the boss. It just means you will be dragged into an affair. Not that you will necessarily be a part of it.
WackjabTrolhabi t1_je2qmuo wrote
Pharmakeus_Ubik t1_je2qmm9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in “Paddle My Ass!” by butterflypoo69
I saw it as "Peddle my ass"
LeTouatteRatte t1_je2pxgc wrote
Reply to comment by Elegant_Operation820 in They put a watermark on the colour black by LegendaryIGuess
You show them!
Huesan t1_je2puqv wrote
Reply to comment by Elegant_Operation820 in They put a watermark on the colour black by LegendaryIGuess
I will sleep in my dark room for free, you can’t stop me haha
Elpanamiguelf t1_je2pojs wrote
Reply to Spoiler! You have been warned!! by iRasgru
que rico...
20190419 t1_je2pgxc wrote
Reply to Not a Very Accepting Facility by thenameissaha
So baverages are allowed then?
rct1 t1_je2pebv wrote
The probability distribution is 0. There is no possibility that Joe hit any free throws in a game of baseball.
tangberry11 t1_je2pe9t wrote
Reply to Cannot be his real name… by tburns1469
Maybe it was supposed to be Collin?
Crimsonera t1_je2p4cr wrote
Reply to comment by Zornocology in Why are my mandarins high though? by taupeisdope2878
Reedley, CA? Not enough meth mouth for that area.
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AccessLine t1_je2p3ie wrote
Reply to “Paddle My Ass!” by butterflypoo69
Another title could be..... FAKE a BOOK COVER TITLE.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_je2ov44 wrote
Hey blind people, pay up or learn to see!!
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Belton92 t1_je2ohzy wrote
Reply to Why are my mandarins high though? by taupeisdope2878
High in vitamin c lol
Relevant-Pop-3771 t1_je2n2vh wrote
Splyce123 t1_je2mrrd wrote
Reply to comment by Competitive_Plenty88 in What are some funny/weird super powers? by Competitive_Plenty88
Enjoy. Don't watch it with kids under about 14!!
letsgetrandy t1_je2uaqc wrote
Reply to They put a watermark on the colour black by LegendaryIGuess
I'm going to start sending anonymous whistleblower reports to them for all the web sites out there using a black background and not paying royalties.