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redneckerson_1951 t1_je23bdk wrote

Reply to Not today Satan. You won’t fool me. by MonsterDNA

No-No-No!

This is not a single purpose device. It is however:

  • a male or female urinal
  • clinically approved, hospital accepted, dildoe for vaginal or anal application
  • approved drinking glass for use by patients when assisted by a nurse or aid
  • holder for massage oil (clinical or sex trade)
  • beer stein for Oktoberfest (particularly for boilermakers
  • substitute for enema or douche bag

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Impossible_Web3517 t1_je1yn9x wrote

Reply to comment by OwnDish0 in Umm by OwnDish0

For what its worth, I think we're all reading this wrong. When they say "a secret love affair involving a family member" I think they mean something more along the lines of "I'm sleeping with my sister's husband", not "I'm sleeping with my sister 🤠"

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