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WhatsEvenABoomerang t1_jdys0mk wrote
Leek? Now that's just filthy.
Ornery_Gate_6847 t1_jdys0cu wrote
Nice work getting big to be part of boner and vagina lol
cheez_au t1_jdyrujs wrote
Reply to comment by NthngToSeeHere in As seen in Auckland, NZ this morning. A touch of genius to get this past the censors by emgeenz
They're actually Isuzus now.
It used to be the Rangers were rebadged Mazdas.
Then the Mazdas were Rangers that Australia developed (and went worldwide).
Now Ford and Mazda are no longer friends. Isuzu is Mazda'a new best friend 🤝
Sabbathius t1_jdyrlie wrote
Reply to Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
I can't really think of anything, but I also cannot argue with results.
We did get into habit of handling mail much more carefully. I still wear a mask religiously, I don't touch my face without washing my hands, etc.
And you know what? Maybe it's a coincidence, but nobody has been ill with anything since 2019. That surpassed ALL records we ever had by such a huge margin that it's not even funny any more. Over 3 years without any flu or sniffle, in a house full of people (no kids though, those crotch goblins are just walking infection vectors, and schools are Petri dishes of Nurgle).
Disease has to come from someplace. Taking precautions really does work. Which is why you see doctors sanitizing their hands, wearing masks and PPE, etc. They wouldn't do it if it didn't work.
[deleted] t1_jdyrjy4 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
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Domonoadamu t1_jdyr6n2 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
Évidemment 🎶
BeefRepeater t1_jdyqu6a wrote
Reply to comment by Tautochrone1 in Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
how's the sister/wife?
Colldhandz t1_jdyqnk6 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
I'm genuinely terrified
Sum3-yo t1_jdyqn5x wrote
Lasagna?
peptobiscuit t1_jdyqihc wrote
Reply to comment by ThrowRA789042 in Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
Yep me too. Lysol or Clorox wiped my cereal boxes lol. Wore gloves and a mask. Whole shebang.
ebahr t1_jdyqe0v wrote
Reply to Equine Passion by MHarmony
Mr Honduras?
ZinnNobody OP t1_jdyqdsu wrote
Reply to comment by Airozyte in The Most Degenerate Game of Scrabble Ever Played by ZinnNobody
Uhhh...
cishet-camel-fucker t1_jdyq02u wrote
Reply to comment by JSALMemes in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
Bullymake has a lot of good indestructible toys. The downside is your dog might not like toys she can't destroy.
Comfortable_Bonus447 t1_jdypoqe wrote
Reply to Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
Constantly using Lysol and wiping down handles, light switches, anything we touch a lot. Wiping down groceries (like all of it, not just rinsing produce). I was also nervous to receive packages and touch mail and stuff..
Freyu OP t1_jdypl9n wrote
Reply to comment by TastyWhale in He's branching into Expressionism by Freyu
Thanks! We try our hardest
Soul-over t1_jdypejg wrote
What a way to learn new words
Airozyte t1_jdypdcb wrote
Reply to comment by ZinnNobody in The Most Degenerate Game of Scrabble Ever Played by ZinnNobody
What position is fatal then
BeffreyJeffstein t1_jdypapz wrote
Reply to Equine Passion by MHarmony
Virginia is for lovers
TastyWhale t1_jdypapw wrote
Reply to He's branching into Expressionism by Freyu
Cat Cosplay has a bunch of great stuff.
Flat-Stay-3624 t1_jdyp8dd wrote
Reply to Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
I wore a gas mask in public.
yamumsntme t1_jdyp3a4 wrote
Reply to As seen in Auckland, NZ this morning. A touch of genius to get this past the censors by emgeenz
Do you think they're Korean?
ahkmanim t1_jdyom6l wrote
Reply to comment by Scooterthusiast in Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
In the US a few hundred a few hundred people a week are dying of COVID.
CheeseMakingMom t1_jdyolx4 wrote
Reply to comment by dmartin716 in Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
I’ve had a table outside the door for deliveries for years, started in the mid-2010s because that’s when I started working nights. Also, the signs reminding folk to not ring the doorbell.
But yeah, gloves and a Clorox Wipe on all surfaces of every delivery before bringing it inside.
ZinnNobody OP t1_jdyohjj wrote
Reply to comment by urbanek2525 in The Most Degenerate Game of Scrabble Ever Played by ZinnNobody
Damnn, we couldn't think of that
HiddenHolding t1_jdys0y2 wrote
Reply to As seen in Auckland, NZ this morning. A touch of genius to get this past the censors by emgeenz
I wonder if he drinks Stu Pedasso wine?