Its a deal endorphin juice flowing scam ooooh i got a deal bs of a store. They mark it way up, i mean stupid prices just so they can mark it down by 40, 50,60, 70 % at the register. Gives the ladies and bargain shoppers their fix…

The damn French, always trying to be a demon

french person reaching out at me

#Pas d'échappatoire! :)

I've never heard anyone saying something remotely close to that in any language.

Does this make any sense to you?

It feels like it was taken from something like a Turkish to Greek learning book, then adapted to English and used in a French tutorial later on

Si

What happened to the skinny noses of Vallette et Vallette?

Those admissions standards🥴

Thank you. I was hoping someone would make this comment.

"It's your turn to clean the reactor, hoser!"

"No way, Doug! I did it last time! Oh, and we're out of beers."

Wisconsinites look nothing like this.

I didn't know the people's democracy of NZ had permission to drive trucks anymore.

"Make the moon go faster than light? Sure, let's start filming!"

I dug the spacecraft, though.

Non, hereusement.

It’s Leela’s French cousin

Ur just paying for the packaging btw. Content is irrelevant if you present it right! Just spam hot words and rainbows everywhere for ez mark up. It works every time.

Oui.

All the French girls I dated had only a single gigantic eye on the side of their head.

Phew thank God there was a huge circle telling me where to look

They changed his name completely in French to Tom Elvis Jedusor, so the anagram becomes "Je suis Voldemort", which translates to "I am Voldemort".

Don't be absurd. Of course not...that is not until they add one or more of the trademark French items like a beret, baguette, ou a cigarette.

Hey Bro - I forgot my weight belt…can you spot me!

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Is this one of those weird, scammy YouTube ads for fake games?

Just like this except French people all have exquisite noses built for the smelling of wine.

“Just $5795.00”……🎼🎼🎼