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AppleTree98 t1_jdwnucg wrote
Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
These have served their purpose and should be removed from available toy
-dog
AngryDesignMonkey t1_jdwnog9 wrote
Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
Mail them to me!! I pull the squeeze out of every ball I buy for my dog!!!
ComposerNo5151 t1_jdwn7ce wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
Only the ones who can stretch their arms out of their sleeves.
demilitarizdsm t1_jdwmsoh wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
Honestly it doesn't matter because that is indeed how they speak,
OcelotBrave8818 t1_jdwm437 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
They forgot the stink lines
sleepyprojectionist t1_jdwlmpr wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
The long arm of the Loire.
Madrasthebald t1_jdwlbt4 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
how do you say "Come here!" in French (mortal kombat style)?
dh1805 t1_jdwky9u wrote
From the 1 episode of desperate housewives I have seen I can only assume this is somehow a sex thing
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Ok-Village-8660 t1_jdwkl20 wrote
There’s one I saw where bears smashed a wolfs nuts against a tree. I don’t know what institute they went to for advertising, but they should get their money back.
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdwka9g wrote
Reply to comment by QuantumPolarBear1337 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Yeah, but this is FREE.
Aioros_Y t1_jdwka1k wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
If you could read French you would notice it's illustrating a common saying.
IamLordMilk t1_jdwjd3f wrote
One strong gust of wind and they're toast
Ginoman1ac t1_jdwja12 wrote
Reply to Kali Maaaaaaa! by QuiGonGingerAle
"Drop them, Doctor Jones. They will be found.... YOU WON'T!!!"
Madrasthebald t1_jdwix68 wrote
Reply to Watch out, baby daddies. by NeoKnife
we'll smelt and then he will "felt" it.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwikx6 wrote
You know they literally sell scrubby attachments for a drill at the hardware store (home Depot at least). They are phenomenal I would suggest picking up a set. They like $25.
bigorangemachine t1_jdwif51 wrote
Reply to comment by JSALMemes in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
Those are generally the best.
Orbee tries a different approach and uses softer rubber is surprisingly durable
gordielaboom t1_jdwic8u wrote
Reply to comment by Ryth88 in Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
My mother is Acadian and could smack me from a room away, so I’d agree.
Cam_knows_you t1_jdwi3x6 wrote
Reply to My college class just started our poetry unit and we had to make a poem together. This is what we came up with by PapaMamaGoldilocks
Pssssh, don't even rhyme or nothin... /s
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QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwhra9 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
Must be related to Stretch Armslong...
WiseOldTurtle t1_jdwgvoa wrote
Reply to comment by GoodMoGo in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
Inside the dog. Every time it barks, it lets out a little squeak fart. But in all seriousness, should check if the dog isn't swallowing them.
3dalefan t1_jdwgtxj wrote
Somewhere Jeff Foxworthy is making another "You might be a Redneck" joke about this!!!!
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Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
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radiantwave t1_jdwoe5l wrote
Reply to comment by dh1805 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
It is a dishes thing... Sorry.