Peter_G t1_jdw3yy8 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Reply to You can't afford the delivery fee but you got a scooter=no problem by zhaneq14

You broke both your arms HOW?

77Granger t1_jdw3xnu wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

Your dad must be a saint, I personally can’t stand the steaks, and remove them.

kplong02 t1_jdw3wxc wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Reply to Unfortunate name for a door dasher by batmanshsu

r/technicallythetruth

goodstorydan t1_jdw3s0g wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:59 PM

Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

My dog had 5 of those squeakers in her stomach at one point. Didn’t know she was eating them until one day she couldn’t hold food down. Must have had at least a couple of them inside her for months.

Fephie t1_jdw3l4a wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Reply to comment by just_read_it_again in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

Yea my GSD has killed a few in one bite

Fephie t1_jdw3eu6 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to comment by Idaho_Brotato in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

The balls last forever, the speaker not so much

Cheese_Pancakes t1_jdw36y0 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by TripleSingleHOF in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo

Was going to say that this reminded me of that movie. Now I know why.

GANDORF57 t1_jdw2nhk wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:52 PM

Reply to comment by just_read_it_again in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

Your dog's gotta lot of balls!

Idaho_Brotato t1_jdw1vy2 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:47 PM

Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

Damn! Those Chuck-it balls are tough as hell. Our Jack Russel could skin and eat a tennis ball in less than an hour, but a couple of Chuk-its have lasted him months.

ThrowRA789042 t1_jdw1r1w wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Reply to Um, no thanks. I’ll pass. by toxinogen

Helpful if I need to pollinate my female cherry cheesecake

chaotic_evil_666 t1_jdw10tm wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:41 PM

Reply to My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

It's like that scene from the Prestige

just_read_it_again t1_jdw0t5a wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to comment by Fephie in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes

My dog is 9 lbs, 8 years old, and he will kill a ball in one day.

[deleted] t1_jdw0qsh wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to Watch out, baby daddies. by NeoKnife

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[deleted] t1_jdw0hlt wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to Oh nah wtf are these ads turning into 💀 by Old-Sport3218

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Cheese_Pancakes t1_jdw08kl wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to Watch out, baby daddies. by NeoKnife

Wouldn't that be a problem for the business, putting out a sign encouraging people to sell them stolen goods? Even if it is a joke, a lot of people are oblivious to that shit.