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ProBono16 t1_jdrqa9b wrote

Reply to Going back in time to kill baby Hitler by luvs_animals

This is the only outcome that would have worked. If he killed baby Hitler, Hitler would have still existed because if they killed him, they wouldn't have made the time machine to go back and kill him, thus reverting back to the original timeline. The only option is to steal baby Hitler's toys.

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Duffman66CMU t1_jdrm8ih wrote

Reply to Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo

So, here’s the thing about time travel. It’s also got to be time and space travel. Since the universe is rapidly expanding and Earth and the whole solar system are moving, traveling backward in time would likely leave a person in the same exact place, however many years ago. Unfortunately, Earth was not in the same exact place however many years ago.

Ergo, a time traveler could end up inside a star, in freezing cold space, or in the path of a comet or other celestial body. Perhaps that’s why we never hear from them.

I propose a time and space traveling expedition. If anyone has the tech, I have the theory.

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