I figured he was absorbing the lifeforce

Jackson County isn’t near the city of Jackson…I know it doesn’t make any sense.

Thats fun and everything but the prostate is not inside the colon so we wouldn’t actually see it. We just give it a poke to check size and texture.

Rest comes easy to the guiltless

Colonoscopy nurse here. Please, Just stick it on your cheek, that will be fine. We would love that actually.

If it does somehow survive your stomach acid and speed the the small intestines intact (it definitely won’t), You might get billed if we have to use different tools to extract it and it may slow down your procedure. We wouldn’t uncrumple it, we’d just stick it in a jar of formaldehyde. Which could put everyone else’s colonoscopies behind schedule.

So just peel and stick it to your booty cheek and don’t tell anyone before hand.

Zombie foot

TIL Mississippi has counties listed on plates. I knew Tennessee did it, didn’t know MS did too. Edit for typo

What is going on here?

Have it plastified so it doesn't dissolve 🫠

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate

Those who enter here, abandon all hope.

Santa actually got younger.

I almost passed this by at first, thinking, oh just don't get it.

Then I noticed there was some very faint writing on it. Cmon really? White letters on pale blue?

Now I want a parody song like this

My partner (another surgeon) had his wife write “do not enter” on his ass before his colonoscopy. I wrote back “LOL nope.”

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The pink thing is supposed to be ur bum? Stomach?! Sorry a bit confused

See, that’s why you need to be with that other guy that will never let you down.

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Jesus, you can catch a salmon going up stream with those things..

Guilt is for the guilty

White on blue is really bad on the eyes.

And then you’re even more sleepy and fuck up your sleep schedule

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Whoa! That’s one of those “danger” uncles!!!!!!!

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