What is it?

We found Benjamin "Santa" Button.

You here the doctor in the middle of the exam "general Kenobi.."

"can you believe this crap?"

Which picture are you looking at?

Ohhhh I want those striped pants. Honestly I’d settle for your uncles striped jumper, in my size. I don’t know it settle was the right word - I’d be stoked as shit, just slightly less stoked than if it was just the pants (I don’t like getting naked to pee.)(that’s a commentary on jumpers/overalls, and not some weird last minute confession.)

It was really accurate.

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Use the force Luke

😆

IMSRYMJ... would be Micheal Joseph.

A million minus one

Never meant to make you cry.

Ain’t everybody love the smell of gasoline?!?

I knew it! Santa sucks life out of children. He has always been a suspicious character! He even had the gall to suck life just little bit lesser from the oldest kid so she looks perfect. What now? Does he plan to divorce poor old Mrs. Santa?! #santagate #MCGA /jk 🤣

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Pro.

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When your spending everyday on your own and here it goes. I’m just a kid and all life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares Cause I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me tonight

The little boy still doesn’t know how to change facial emote

Send help -Dave the Gerbil

The man works 1 day a year, little to no stress over a lifetime will do that.

This only counts as one apology. Many more to go.

Finally something food about my state

They’re both hands