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pete_ape t1_jdovdwo wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Shouldn't it be "prepare to meet my end"?
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philouza_stein t1_jdoutdx wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
The hottest one isn't even the youngest
[deleted] t1_jdouqzq wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious_Pop247 in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
My wife tried that once; we’re divorced now
iambinksy t1_jdougzz wrote
Hubert Cumberdale! You're back from the war.
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[deleted] t1_jdou0qs wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
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New_pollution1086 t1_jdott59 wrote
Reply to comment by essaitchthrowaway3 in My partner told me that sometimes... by oldschoolpong
Good luck with your kitty dude.
usinjin t1_jdotoed wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
My dad wanted a sharpied arrow with “insert here”
Double_Reward230 t1_jdotc67 wrote
Reply to The deal of a lifetime by Umzzie
LMFAO! He should start a GO FUND ME PAGE! And help pay for his DP on a house or just moved out of the UK !
Patient-Ad-8384 t1_jdot7u9 wrote
rafaeldiasms t1_jdot36b wrote
Reply to comment by gana04 in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Discount Mark Hamill
Cluelessish t1_jdossyx wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Why is the oldest child now the youngest?
Cluelessish t1_jdosp9m wrote
Reply to comment by Laughing_Dan in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Santa is hundreds of years old, I don’t think 50 years make a big difference
Droneflyerguy t1_jdosod0 wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Make sure to clean off any dingle berries!
puzzle_factory_slave t1_jdosikl wrote
Reply to Spoiler! You have been warned!! by iRasgru
i can attest to the validity of OPs assertion
SouldiesButGoodies84 t1_jdos06y wrote
Reply to comment by wookiee_borg in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
was the 70s. just the right amt.
According_Mirror4341 OP t1_jdorf9s wrote
Reply to comment by Spiritual-Cell-8375 in My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
No that's just a black collar on the shirt. He actually has no head.
tan-499 t1_jdorf7u wrote
afelgent t1_jdorbwp wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
If you can read this, you're too close.
According_Mirror4341 OP t1_jdoralp wrote
Reply to comment by J4MES101 in My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
Yep, in the driveway. It all adds up now
bearsheperd t1_jdor8k4 wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdGoesPro in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
So, just shove it up your butt?
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Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
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BubbaSpanks t1_jdovrss wrote
Reply to What a night of drinking whiskey will do by drewgarr
Lmao …so very very true