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Reply to comment by Spiritual-Cell-8375 in My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
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Due_Platypus_3913 t1_jdoqod1 wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
That older sister looks like one to watch out for!
Particular_Sail_5613 t1_jdoqm9t wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Tie together some handkerchiefs and stick em up there
J4MES101 t1_jdoqlbi wrote
Reply to My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
Was there a horse anywhere in his vicinity?
[deleted] t1_jdoqh2z wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Santas looked so much better back then
Spiritual-Cell-8375 t1_jdoqdth wrote
Reply to My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
Nearly headless, I can see the back of his hair.
Shanghai_Lili t1_jdoq7qz wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
I'm about the same age, and, gosh, do they all look GOOD.
Laughing_Dan t1_jdoq6ga wrote
Reply to comment by jerkittoanything in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
OYE, YOU STOP THAT YOU DISGUSTING... OH, wait, never mind, username checks out. Have a good day.
kissingmaryjane t1_jdopsyl wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious_Pop247 in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
I saw one surgeon was playing tic tac toe with other surgeons on someone’s insides
Camaowen t1_jdoplza wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Santa’s Benjamin button.
BlackaddaIX t1_jdooto0 wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Change it to: r/AITA
Or put a short url on there for the best rick roll ever
[deleted] t1_jdoomro wrote
Reply to comment by Laughing_Dan in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
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[deleted] t1_jdoomiw wrote
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tsout003 t1_jdoofp0 wrote
Reply to My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
They gonna spill those drinks when they open that door.
Neue_Ziel t1_jdooee5 wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Brother looks like Dalton from MacGuyver.
Iamvanno t1_jdoo8wp wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
If you are a rather hairy person, you could go with Welcome to the Jungle
Prinzka t1_jdoo54n wrote
Reply to comment by ShortbusOK in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Or the fingers)
DaRealFonz t1_jdoo4ix wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Hmmm… looking a little too young, I guess Satan is in the details…..I mean Santa.
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According_Mirror4341 OP t1_jdonomj wrote
Reply to comment by SickofItAll_4200 in My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
We were thinking maybe it was a drug induced slump at first but yeah we ended up coming to that same conclusion. The picture would have been much less funny if it was the former lol
[deleted] t1_jdondvb wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
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SickofItAll_4200 t1_jdona82 wrote
Reply to My wife and I were heading out of the neighborhood and saw this doordash driver in front of this house. Even coming up on him from 100 yards away, we noticed he looked headless. He never lifted his head while we were able to see him! by According_Mirror4341
Looks like he's bent over trying to see his phone in the sun
Anxious-Cockroach t1_jdona5u wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Can someone explain why ryan reynolds and mark are in the right pic
essaitchthrowaway3 t1_jdomxur wrote
Reply to My partner told me that sometimes... by oldschoolpong
I think most days I would find this funny, but today I have a terminally sick cat who isn't eating and the one thing I would want more than anything is see her steal some food from me just so I know that she's eating.
AlbertaWelder t1_jdoqv8t wrote
Reply to comment by Jacob_VH in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
i cream you cream for anti aging cream!