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chickennoobiesoup t1_jdo31t3 wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Everyone in “after” looks like a serial killer daring you to try and find the bodies. I love it!
havik09 OP t1_jdo2o9l wrote
Reply to comment by whatisantilogic in Improvise, adapt, overcome. by havik09
Through windows. :l
thordenlynet t1_jdo2kmh wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Don’t swallow it. Stick it up your ass instead it’ll make it so much easier for them to read
whatisantilogic t1_jdo29im wrote
Reply to comment by havik09 in Improvise, adapt, overcome. by havik09
Or killing zombies 🤷🏽♂️
havik09 OP t1_jdo26hr wrote
Reply to comment by whatisantilogic in Improvise, adapt, overcome. by havik09
Lol it is for reaching out windows to nail corners when standing walls after the first floor
Gern-Blanston t1_jdo2311 wrote
Reply to comment by ranting_chef in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
On a folded up piece of paper in your ass crack…
whatisantilogic t1_jdo1zj9 wrote
Reply to Improvise, adapt, overcome. by havik09
This is some 'Dead Rising' shit.
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Bob-Doll t1_jdo18hg wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
One of them looks like my coworker Jen
EaterOfFood t1_jdo125k wrote
Reply to comment by luis_iconic in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
The average age of persons in the photo did not change.
Popsiclezlol t1_jdo0uth wrote
Reply to comment by AnyHowMeow in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Flurb789 t1_jdo0mgg wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
A few ideas
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Just around the bend
I named him bartolo
Rated for hurricane force winds
ShortbusOK t1_jdo0l1b wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Morbidly curious...
.. what's with mom's eye?
lungshenli t1_jdo0grb wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
If you’re really precise you might be able to shove a larger piece up down there that acts like the credit scroll from the beginning of any star wars movie
Angus-Black t1_jdo08mo wrote
Reply to comment by Pabst_Malone in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
So is the aunt but… which is which? 😀
kattmaskinen t1_jdnz6bu wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
“Don’t touch my shit!”
Under_Ach1ever t1_jdnz4a3 wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Honestly, just have someone write "We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty" on your butt instead.
0880garcia t1_jdnyl1g wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
That Santa has Benjamin Button disease.
georeddit2018 t1_jdnyb77 wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Santa Still alive?
Plastic-Ad-8469 t1_jdnxwzd wrote
Reply to comment by gana04 in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Use the Jolly Force.
SkoveDog t1_jdnxsbv wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Just draw a large "W" on each cheek so when they do the colonoscopy, they see WoW....or MoM depending on your orientation.
501102 t1_jdnxi8u wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Very nice and creative pic(s)
Empty_Breadfruit_676 t1_jdnxbld wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
This is awesome lol
Pabst_Malone t1_jdnwisq wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
I don’t know how to tell you this, but your mom is kinda hot.
hunter_2109 t1_jdo33yy wrote
Reply to Improvise, adapt, overcome. by havik09
How do you get the air chuck on you taped right over it?