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frozenrobotmonkey t1_jdn3yaw wrote
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“Sharp Left Turn Ahead”
tokencode t1_jdn3mkf wrote
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"We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty."
ScottManAgent t1_jdn22ku wrote
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“The End is Near”
hoakpsp3 t1_jdmzg2h wrote
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That is the exact look 😳
tonymillion t1_jdmz16e wrote
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Lemmiwinks was here
ChoadTripper t1_jdmyvt8 wrote
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“Hello, sailor!”
More-Jackfruit3010 t1_jdmytzl wrote
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"Enter the Dragon".
arp492022 t1_jdmytc3 wrote
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You must keep going Lemmiwinks
Rash_But_Fair t1_jdmylyb wrote
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"this, too, shall pass"
Old_one_again t1_jdmxmrp wrote
Theend92m t1_jdmxjy2 wrote
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Iam here. You can meet me.
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Mysterious_Pop247 t1_jdmvn97 wrote
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Find that surgeon who likes etching his signature on peoples' organs and get him to etch it on your prostate.
[deleted] t1_jdmvczw wrote
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Angus-Black t1_jdmu965 wrote
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Busy inspector.
A40 t1_jdmu5r0 wrote
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No. 44 inspects everywhere
Angus-Black t1_jdmtun8 wrote
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I kid you not thst was my exact thought, right down to the 44. 😁
pnw_southern_bell t1_jdmsrwj wrote
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This is the way
steved3604 t1_jdmrsm2 wrote
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Do not under any circumstances swallow this.
Tape your message on hind end or write message with Sharpie in appropriate place.
Do not eat this --- it's a formula for failure.
Taargus202 t1_jdmpjun wrote
Kenny_Squeek_Scolari t1_jdmok0d wrote
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Swallow pirate Lego men and Lego treasure...it will be like the Goonies movie but in your ass
Notsure401 t1_jdmntk9 wrote
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Warning gas pipeline.
jimbo92107 t1_jdmnlun wrote
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"But what about my sprained ankle?"
FunTop5998 t1_jdmm0u5 wrote
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It will probably dissolve before reaching your colon
66pig t1_jdn4c5w wrote
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You have to push throu the shit to reach the goal