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Reply to "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. Feast upon my vanquished enemies. Yaaaaay!!!" by StoopidHippie
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SensitiveAd5962 t1_jdifp3b wrote
Reply to Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
Weird, but if you want to know mercury tastes almost exactly lead but not as strong.
Step-Father_of_Lies t1_jdifnuz wrote
Reply to "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. Feast upon my vanquished enemies. Yaaaaay!!!" by StoopidHippie
So Doc Hopper won out in the end after all.
[deleted] t1_jdiffws wrote
Reply to comment by ScrollButtons in Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
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sir-diesalot t1_jdibzmd wrote
Well they missed out turning it on it’s side and trying to do a cheese toaster in it, then burning the place down…
ou8agr81 t1_jdibs7r wrote
Reply to Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
If you dip your balls in soy sauce for 5 min you will taste it. Really. No /s.
kattmaskinen t1_jdib856 wrote
American?
ArunSrinivasan t1_jdiafyt wrote
69 for 10.99 😂
beatmaster808 t1_jdi9rti wrote
Reply to Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
I know
Eye drops?
Brave_Negotiation_63 t1_jdi8huh wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
How do you know he had one job? Maybe he had other jobs?
cbrewer0 t1_jdi7p9m wrote
Reply to comment by IsThataSexToy in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
That's Fig 34
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Consistent_Catch5757 t1_jdi6b6a wrote
Reply to comment by pious-fly in Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Soylent, had to look it up myself
Consistent_Catch5757 t1_jdi6643 wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Brought to you by the Soylent Green Company!
Dorrono t1_jdi5u2e wrote
I get the feeling that for some years now, for every year passed, we remove one IQ point from humanity
Comfortable-Cause-81 t1_jdi4srp wrote
Reply to Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
I have no sense of smell. My brain does not make the chemicals for olfactory sensation.
I still have taste and am a damn good cook.
I have no information on testical tasting ability.
Gr8fulFox t1_jdi405o wrote
Reply to comment by best_samaritan in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
No, you need to place it on the floor and then straddle it; then you just let the rising heat warm you up.
ScrollButtons t1_jdi3zoo wrote
Reply to comment by SmallBlueRat in Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
No.
While there's evidence that testicles have taste receptors, you cannot taste through them for two reasons:
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They're likely on the inside of the testicle so you'd have to cut them open to even try;
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They're not connected to your brain so you wouldn't receive the signal even if you mutilated yourself to get to them.
starmartyr t1_jdi3kf0 wrote
Reply to comment by srentiln in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I asked my HR rep. He either didn't know or wouldn't tell me.
Gr8fulFox t1_jdi37fi wrote
Reply to comment by gordo31 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I can forgive the last one; I can totally see myself trying to cook food on top of a toaster if it came down to that.
Proper_Support_1798 t1_jdi36zr wrote
thank you for that pic its great :) best movie of all time.
MisterBuzz OP t1_jdi2ksw wrote
Reply to comment by Anomalius_Reborn in Was looking up where a quote came from, and saw a suggested search that made me do a double-take 🤨 by MisterBuzz
Stuff I want to read, but not at the time I searched for it.
Aka: I'm a procrastinator.
ThirstyBeagle t1_jdi1lss wrote
Those are there for a reason 🤦♂️
craigechoes9501 t1_jdi19xl wrote
Now Yoda has the high ground
[deleted] t1_jdigeva wrote
Reply to Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
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