So the label for pork chops will have Miss Piggy, and the one for roast chicken - Big Bird?

I love me some Andre the Giant!

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Three extras go limp and drop behind him.

Perhaps you might just try rubbing the clitoroast?

Instructions for americans?

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Early dementia and because her nursing home didn't let her have a stove but they did allow for toasters.

Once when I had no gas I cooked with a pan placed on a sandwich toaster. True story.

Director: "...Are you alright Andre?"

Andre: "I am now boss."

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Never underestimate the power of stupid

I think it was either in the audio commentary or the Lorerunner review of Princess Bride, but Andre had a back problems that was wrecking him through production of the movie.

I also vaguely recall his gas problems had some earth shattering gas passing during production as well

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Use it when posting pictures of your dick on sex dating sites

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Have tool cover this one

I love warning labels like this. I used to frequent a gas station that had a sign stating to point the nozzle away from your face while refueling

Behold Currently is my new "hello."

Was wondering why it sounded familiar

Hmm yes please do not cook your toaster in a bigger toaster

How do I toast my water then!?

let me guess, these are the instructions for us americans? xD