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Intertubes9000 t1_jdgb1qa wrote
Where is the section that shows not to skydive while toasting? This is unacceptable!
Capital-Home412 t1_jdga5vj wrote
Reply to comment by dclxvi616 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I must've missed that page in the manual. Thank you.
dclxvi616 t1_jdga2l4 wrote
Reply to comment by Capital-Home412 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
You need to freeze the noodles in bread-shaped blocks of ice, then they’ll slide right in the slots.
theZoid42 t1_jdg8hou wrote
Fig 17 is confusing, I can’t store the toaster with its cable on top?
everythinghappensto t1_jdg8har wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
They had to make it that way because the Kaiser had stolen our number 26.
beakrake t1_jdg8czf wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
>Tasted for quality assurance.
noobpwner314 t1_jdg7lkv wrote
So I guess throwing it in water is ok since it’s not on here
best_samaritan t1_jdg7jvw wrote
Reply to comment by SEPTSLord in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Is it safe to sit on it on a cold winter day?
Diogeneezy t1_jdg6iau wrote
Sneetches get steetches.
jvLin t1_jdg4ahn wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
i use this ruler to measure my dick
unfortunately, it’s still just 6cm
Capital-Home412 t1_jdg3n0l wrote
Ok, so if I can't put water directly in my toaster or place a pot on top of it, how's am I supposed to make my pasta?
General_Promotion347 t1_jdg3m4f wrote
Reply to comment by ExoticMeatDealer in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I thought that was a dishwasher.
titanicsinker1912 t1_jdg1zhz wrote
Reply to comment by New2ThisThrowaway in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
That’s a grease fire waiting to happen…
[deleted] t1_jdg17km wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
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slamdanceswithwolves t1_jdg0zja wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Sandwich that tastes like sandwich with chicken is people! PEOPLE!!!!!
Token-Gringo t1_jdg0sbc wrote
So the bathtub is okay then?
bjones0921 t1_jdg0fal wrote
I’ve been cleaning my toaster all wrong.
pLifer t1_jdg0aur wrote
Reply to comment by freerangepops in Wiener mobile in Uranus by pldiguanaman
They love it when you come in Uranus.
Lots of fudge packed, lots of gags.
And then when you finish, they want you to come again.
[deleted] t1_jdfzykn wrote
I kinda wanna try 22
turtleloverMTS t1_jdfzrck wrote
❤️ Dr. Seuss books!
[deleted] t1_jdfyzka wrote
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Fishfindr t1_jdfyufg wrote
So we have to assume of the tens of thousands of toasters sold at least 4 people used them wrong.
Jay_lovecraft t1_jdfyixo wrote
Reply to brown chicken brown browwwwnnn by 54_actual
To everyone who doesn't get it "bow chicka bow wow"
AltairsBlade t1_jdfyf3x wrote
Reply to comment by usefulidiot316 in You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
I had the same thought, it’s a very very mad world
Sethmeisterg t1_jdgb4iq wrote
Reply to Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Surprised there's no diagram of someone fucking the toaster and a big X over it.