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pistacio814sb t1_jdfxkl7 wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
That’s a foot
mrb117 t1_jdfx1d9 wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
Going the extra mile 🧐
androshalforc1 t1_jdfx1c7 wrote
Reply to comment by IsThataSexToy in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
to be fair we only see warnings 17, 18, 21, and 22.
or maybe they are labeled above so its 13, 14, 17, and 18
either way there are at least 18 warnings we don't see, 'don't mate with the toaster' could easily be one of them.
coldpigs717 t1_jdfwlqz wrote
They left out "Oh the Places You'll Go"
New2ThisThrowaway t1_jdfwe6s wrote
Reply to comment by gordo31 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I have actually done Fig. 22. Not with a pot of water, but a plate of butter or something like that.
officerclydefrog t1_jdfvssi wrote
Reply to comment by BigMemeKing in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Well yea u would never get the angle right if dropped it from outside the tub
beatmaster808 t1_jdfvlon wrote
Dammit, I was going to make noodles on my toaster...
BigMemeKing t1_jdfv2iw wrote
Reply to comment by gordo31 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Everyone knows that the only acceptable way to get a toaster wet is by dropping it into the bathtub while you're inside
FistCookies t1_jdfugwi wrote
Reply to brown chicken brown browwwwnnn by 54_actual
How now brown cow
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jdfty0l wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited-Classic8284 in brown chicken brown browwwwnnn by 54_actual
break out the gold chains and handlebar mustache
Notsure401 t1_jdftrfz wrote
Reply to Wiener mobile in Uranus by pldiguanaman
Is it a Drive Thru?
tuseroni t1_jdftl2f wrote
Wait, DONT put the toaster in the toaster oven?
oceansapart333 t1_jdftkvn wrote
Reply to comment by Then-Championship-67 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
😂
anonyoudidnt t1_jdftg1c wrote
You'd be surprised the things I've seen my grad students do to cook food in their tiny joint kitchen. Fig 22 is the real risk here
Ambitious_Jelly8783 t1_jdfsqmm wrote
Reply to comment by Main-Resort-609 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
The no fork of a classic.
LiemAkatsuki t1_jdfslm7 wrote
Remind me of the Indian wife (in a Bollywood movie) who water washing his husband's laptop
mmpdp t1_jdfrukm wrote
Why is there a rocket ship vibrator flying out of 14?
userfakesuper t1_jdfr2s6 wrote
Reply to comment by IsThataSexToy in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Well.. username is running true.
South_Bit1764 t1_jdfq55d wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
How do they know what it tastes like? Did they sample it?
nikogrande t1_jdfq3ig wrote
Where's the one that tells you not to put slime in it??
IsThataSexToy t1_jdfoulx wrote
Reply to comment by gordo31 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
Then why is the “don’t mate with the toaster” missing, smartypants?
[deleted] t1_jdfo8wc wrote
Instructions?
ex-big_bag_of_dicks t1_jdfo70q wrote
Fig 21. Always go for the double toast
VerpinBeeping t1_jdfo5f1 wrote
Reply to comment by gordo31 in Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I've only done two of those things
Complete_Barber_4467 t1_jdfyae2 wrote
Reply to Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
I use the toaster to preheat my coffee mug, is that a problem? I'm not going to have a cold mug ruin my coffee