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gordo31 t1_jdfbatc wrote
And all because someone, somewhere did all those things.
Major-Dingus t1_jdfb8mg wrote
Now where am I going to store my extension cords?
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UnnecAbrvtn t1_jdf75kj wrote
Reply to Wiener mobile in Uranus by pldiguanaman
The only one I knew about was in Indiana... So apparently U has two anuses
mR-Smeeth t1_jdf7520 wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
In Botswana 26 is a cursed number on a ruler so it's always replaced with a 56. Similar to how some floor buttons aren't on elevators.
The_fat_apricot t1_jdf6tzk wrote
Reply to comment by markiethefett in You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
I mean if you already have 26cm, kudos lol
Competitive_Pool_820 t1_jdf3fbk wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
Why does your ruler start from 30?
Warribo t1_jdf1s27 wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Looks like part of the matrix coding was not hidden before it went live.
trimmed_bronze t1_jdf12nz wrote
Reply to Wiener mobile in Uranus by pldiguanaman
I should call him
NaturalRow5496 t1_jdezjdz wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
This kind of reminds me of one particular scene from “2001: A Space Odyssey“
“What’s that? Chicken?”
“Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.”
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdeyv77 wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Would've been better with "tastes like" at the end.
Viewtifultrey3 t1_jdexxiu wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
Turn that frown upside down, good sir.
huntimir151 t1_jdexqp4 wrote
Reply to comment by Left_Replacement894 in Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
Fish
trennels t1_jdexqnl wrote
Reply to comment by freerangepops in Wiener mobile in Uranus by pldiguanaman
They actually have good fudge and candies. I had to get a couple of t-shirts there, too.
GANDORF57 t1_jdew15d wrote
Reply to comment by road2dawn26 in You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
^(56 offering an explanation): "26 took some much needed down time, but never returned! I was was just supposed to temp!"
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Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
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leviathan3k t1_jdetgjs wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
Maybe it was made for Adm. Yamamoto, whose first name is 56.
Left_Replacement894 t1_jdesqr7 wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
I wonder what it tastes like.
TTVControlWarrior t1_jdes56c wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
dude i have 56" in my pants . he did good job
Farkas005 t1_jder2t0 wrote
Reply to Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
I think it's obvious that it's a sandwich that tastes like a sandwich with chicken. Plot twist. It's actually beef.
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Zen4rest t1_jdeq3vf wrote
Reply to You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
Looks like they had 30 of them. 29 out of 30 right sounds pretty good to me.
SegaGeneside t1_jden05q wrote
In their defense, wocket in my pocket is fire.
Virtual-Reach t1_jdelt7d wrote
Reply to comment by Unfair-_-Awareness in You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
No, but you're getting close
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Reply to Very helpful instructions from my new toaster by Lorddennings
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