Middle one is a Mig :D

Is the main character based on yourself?

I'm pretty sure guidance counselors feed off squished dreams.

"So you're telling me you want to turn your passion into a career?... The only thing I will tell you ten years from now is; I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese. And you will ask me if I want to super size it"

Pls think about the next generation Quit smoking hotline: 1833 183 Hong Kong government advices citizens Smoking causes slow death

When you identify as a chess piece:

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Peekaboo, I see you! is all I think when I see that.

Wow, that shit is bananas.

I once tried thinking out the most nonsesical and ridiculous clothing just for my own entertainment, and this is pretty close to what I thought out.

I'm kind of into the middle one. Hangover dress.

The middle dress: When you've got to turn 100 square kilometers into a nuclear wasteland at 4; but also have a dinner party at 6.

You have to pay attention when eating Pizza Pizza that you don’t absentmindedly eat a piece of the cardboard box instead, because you likely wouldn’t notice the difference.

… I know. That’s kind of the joke.

*Canada -see housing market for Victoria, Vancouver, Toronto (and many other) areas I don't know what terrible US pizza brand is comparable to Pizza Pizza though 🤷‍♀️

When you’re famous but also a hermit

Reddit in a nutshell.

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Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil.

Translation

something about the next generation..

The quitline: 1833 183
the hong kong governments is going to advise you.

Smoking cause aging.

true to its meaning ^

its about Latvian/Estonian Livonia not North America.

Comical version

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=--el0maqPOE

This is now canon

Fashion the word used by professional useless people to describe what productive human beings call clothes.

Plot twist: they don't even know each other

Aw, thank you! (Take THAT, high school guidance councillor!)