I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch's chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.Submitted by standells t3_10kp8ic
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I rolled over in my hospital bed and found it smiling at me.Submitted by Ok_Telephone_3013 t3_10kol88
So professionalSubmitted by dontmindmejuslurkn t3_10kad01
SiriusXM Radio’s Problem Displaying Long Song TitlesSubmitted by MikeLV t3_10jpb3x
It's been several days and my wife hasn't noticed yetSubmitted by phormix t3_10jtgmb
My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.
I guess divorce parties are a thing now?Submitted by couch_cushion_dorito t3_10k8gy3
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Funy but no funSubmitted by megalithicman t3_10jhqrh
That's not how you jam a signal...Submitted by BulgingSubpoena t3_10jz9om
The lion, the witch and the wardrobeSubmitted by GoldenStateBlues t3_10jyhly
My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…
Lessons from BarbieSubmitted by Cptyellowjello t3_10izi0c
Actual picture of Doja Cat from the Schiaparelli Haute Couture showSubmitted by easchoen t3_10jtcik
Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek MiSubmitted by jimbeam_43 t3_10jw8ok
Part of this balanced breakfastSubmitted by punkinthegutter t3_10inq2h
I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyleSubmitted by DarwinismObvious t3_10jth2q
Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.Submitted by letouxftw t3_10jr7ww
Uh I did not know that my electrician put a network cable to my fridge.Submitted by Burn0ut2020 t3_10jnjhh
Amused finding this today 😂Submitted by missweirdo562 t3_10jqec5
No complaints from grandpaSubmitted by journeyman369 t3_10iwcv2
New Yorkers don’t playSubmitted by mastervadr t3_10jlkw1
Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.
You too could save your children for just $1.88Submitted by sadnlonely916 t3_10ijrn7