Is it time for me to become a lemon-stealing whore?Submitted by freshballpowder t3_1055zhv
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My MIL had wooden laser cut ornaments made for each of her children and grandchildren this year. The ornament for Erick didn't turn out as planned.
Unfortunate headline cropping in Flipboard…Submitted by Jeopardy1974 t3_104sa5u
Soda syrup..YUM. (Wendy’s gave my brother a packet of the soda syrup they use in vending machines as part of his doordash)
*disclaimer*...NOT a giant woman! Got some requests on my last photo to prove I'm not a giant by taking a photo with a banana to show scale I'm assuming. Here's one with a pineapple instead 😁 Obviously it's one of those mini breed LOL
After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar!
Smells like what?Submitted by DarthLysergis t3_1046tv5
Gas sucks
Made my kid a Mickey Mouse pancakeSubmitted by Infamous_Employee_27 t3_1041yld
Rare Hawaiian Monk Seals Keep Getting Eels Stuck Up Their NosesSubmitted by zagreus9 t3_1040mtg
Artists versus engineersSubmitted by Astro_Z0mbie t3_103swgu
My sister came out of the water with her pockets full of sand...Submitted by RedditWithMIG t3_103qtmb
Grandma got an Apple watch but still insistent on sporting the Rolex.Submitted by Homebarcocktails t3_103noak
apparently my medication can cause "Slurred Vision"Submitted by VerpinBeeping t3_103lma6
Eh, he followed directions, though!Submitted by ze-sa-no-gun t3_103j0su
Part 3 of our ongoing series, Knoxville Gas Station Enhancement pills: 60% of the time, it works every time.
Cowabunga!Submitted by Manc-Canuck t3_103ehmf
Who did it better?Submitted by xprofusionx t3_103bn17
I hate it when job interviewers ask "what is your greatest strength," so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked.
Work supplied raincoats to the crew but Jose who is 5’1 showed up late and the only one left was a XXL.
Don’t tell me stop playing with my foodSubmitted by YeetYeetSkrtYeet t3_1034t2q
Onions are currently over $10 per kg in the Philippines so this.Submitted by Oztravels t3_1032vse
Stopped at a truck stop bathroom. I'm a fingers of passion man myself.Submitted by odd-gnome t3_102w2nm
Is that… BRAILLE!?!?Submitted by SteampunkEngineer767 t3_102ra0n