They picked the wrong week…Submitted by hockenduke t3_z2wvjm
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I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.Submitted by Dividebynegativezero t3_z34efl
Mitch Hedberg would roll over in his grave.Submitted by charlietoday t3_z30ods
My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas...Submitted by ex_natura t3_z2zzz9
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my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
She doesn’t want the sauce!Submitted by Lukapaluka8 t3_z298jp
Sam's Club must be bearly hanging onto staffSubmitted by Possum_pal t3_z231js
How much do you think they paid over MSRP?Submitted by ChefJack1 t3_z29tgk
DaylightSubmitted by bonuscontext t3_z2o0n5
I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it.Submitted by kelswii t3_z2ecos
Look at this jerk on my flight back home.Submitted by Poseidons_Champion t3_z2925r
what am I supposed to do with a $25 gift certificate to a car dealership? Buy 1/1000 of a car?
It covers all the basic food groups.Submitted by gailythunder19 t3_z00il9
Sholomon The Wise.Submitted by stanley_ipkiss2112 t3_z21xd2
Would you yell it?Submitted by ObviousCarrot2075 t3_z1w62i
This is what it was designed for.Submitted by MECACELL t3_z13wxb
What type of club? My kid's teacher had concerns.Submitted by RumblestheDwarf t3_z1vypv
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Upper middle class and overly educated suburban snarkSubmitted by alkaram t3_z1jlr8
The Chinese army prepping there weapon of mass destructionSubmitted by barrybilly2 t3_yy338y
The Last One Comes with a Shoulder Harness-Great!Submitted by Ianmartin573 t3_z03k49
(OC). There was no honey in there….Submitted by abutler311 t3_z0itst
Well I didn't know thatSubmitted by excelsior_frenemy t3_z0sixz
In honour of FIFA, who are absolutely not corrupt bastardsSubmitted by daveclampart t3_z01bdx