This one is great too. Beautiful work again! Thank you for sharing!

“Return the slab!” — King Ramses, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Saying the pledge of allegiance as a zombie..... True patriot!

Nope you can't do it in a row like that it has to be done at the very same second everything you just listed has to be done at the exact same time. So sorry your wrong

Put your pan on heat.

Bread into toaster.

Crack eggs and start frying.

Drop the toast.

Flip the eggs.

Plate the eggs.

Butter the toast.

Serve.

Eggs, and toast, at the same time.

cool.

Yeah I barely keep track of them anymore (there are thousands!!!) but I think this is one of the standouts. Everyone goes for doom and gloom so it’s nice to see one that flips the script like this.

😮

As long as the steak is cooked properly she can stay

I absolutely love this.

I had never heard of this SCP (honestly I?? Don’t know the majority of them), but I read that just now because I saw you mention it was sweet and it was so adorable?? Oh my goodness???

damn this is really cool, nice work

Indeed

Oh that’s not a monster that’s just my wife.

“I’m your other mother darling. Everyone has one.”

The fact that this gif only started zooming in a few seconds after it begins really freaked me out! Haha, totally thought it was just a static image for a sec even with the wavy arms.

It was cold in the kitchen and the lights were low As winter slowly stumbled home The air felt different and it started to show As every breath resembled smoke I was short on opinions and i wanted to know If you'd still be here tomorrow

Don’t care about your appearance, if you are here to cook then you are welcome

If they’re making me an omelette, then I don’t see the issue.

God I wish I could do that

return the cold cuts

Sounds like mummy issues

Can i betrothed your cooking cryptid?

Bendy?

The electric bill will much much scarier