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Some of the nicest people you will ever meet will be predators. Lying will never be below a predator. And if you aren't %100 certain someone is a predator be grateful. Those that are %100 certain are their victims.

Submitted by HelpMaybe_EndFinally t3_z68jgq on November 27, 2022 at 6:27 PM

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A Can Cosy stops your drink getting warm from your hand in summer, and stop your hand getting cold from the can in winter.

Submitted by Stained_concrete t3_z6vyd7 on November 28, 2022 at 12:59 PM

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It is better to not be able to remember than to not be able to forget.

Submitted by ImA12GoHawks t3_z65l7m on November 27, 2022 at 4:32 PM

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The fact that Cats are far more dangerous than Wolf Spiders, yet we love them far more and are far less afraid of them, says a lot about how humans value physical appearance in creatures

Submitted by Run_MCID37 t3_z6r6b7 on November 28, 2022 at 8:32 AM

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Everyone owns at least one human skull.

Submitted by R-e-s-t t3_z8ndsi on November 30, 2022 at 9:48 AM

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Steal a man’s wallet and he will be poor for a day. Steal a man’s heart and he will be poor for the rest of his life.

Submitted by Magnan26 t3_z8jmis on November 30, 2022 at 6:22 AM

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Bullets are the subscription service you pay for to use a gun

Submitted by Savalis986 t3_z7xwff on November 29, 2022 at 3:59 PM

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You know billionaires are psychopaths, because their companies don’t even let their own employees live in the single family homes they’re buying up

Submitted by Nice-Violinist-6395 t3_z89ojm on November 29, 2022 at 11:20 PM

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6 Degrees of Separation/The Kevin Bacon Theory.

Submitted by TheFourSevens t3_z8b17o on November 30, 2022 at 12:11 AM

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People prefer firefighters over the police because crime is an issue which people can find merit in, as opposed to fire, which is more difficult to sympathize with.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3ucsb on November 24, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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Present wrapping is laundry folding’s jerk cousin

Submitted by Jasbatt t3_z6zr1i on November 28, 2022 at 3:42 PM

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About half of all escalators don't.

Submitted by BetterUsername69420 t3_z69atw on November 27, 2022 at 6:57 PM

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It’s not possible to have something more watery than water.

Submitted by ilikenugss t3_z5uvsg on November 27, 2022 at 7:31 AM

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The concept of the Big Bang feels like it was our universe being turned on in the same way a computer program turns on. First it's rapidly loading up and then it's running and doing it's thing.

Submitted by Imaginary_Addatives t3_z56six on November 26, 2022 at 12:49 PM

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Dragons probably came to be from medieval people seeing dinosaur bones and thus spreading the myth of the Dragon.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z927s3 on November 30, 2022 at 8:27 PM

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There are 24 whole hours in the day and yet smoke detector batteries only die between 3am and 5am.

Submitted by 1upin t3_z702l8 on November 28, 2022 at 3:55 PM

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Womenless world is also a milkless world.

Submitted by 256Moin256 t3_z8t68z on November 30, 2022 at 2:40 PM

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Someone was just trying to extend the life of some cucumbers and then suddenly pickles were invented

Submitted by MyBebesArePlants t3_z92nha on November 30, 2022 at 8:44 PM

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Since dating apps are powered by algorithms, accidentally matching with a psycho will increase the chances of matching with another one in the future.

Submitted by Namuskeeper t3_z8jwa1 on November 30, 2022 at 6:35 AM

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The Beatles became stars 60 years ago and none of them have died of old age

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z64o4e on November 27, 2022 at 3:57 PM

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The only time you can be certain a cop isn't lying to you is when they're reading you your Miranda rights.

Submitted by Hardcorish t3_z7vdo7 on November 29, 2022 at 2:20 PM

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A chemistry teacher is a bunch of atoms explaining what atoms are

Submitted by IntelligentPassion7 t3_z7lvr3 on November 29, 2022 at 6:37 AM

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Future generations will likely look back on reality TV the same way we look back on Roman gladiators.

Submitted by entrendre_entendre t3_z6flzn on November 27, 2022 at 11:02 PM

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Future generations of kids won't know that cars used to go Vrroooommm

Submitted by ikingrpg t3_z6o74g on November 28, 2022 at 5:44 AM

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Eating mushrooms is gross when you realized they grow from animal feces

Submitted by xxstrobexx t3_z850sb on November 29, 2022 at 8:24 PM

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