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You see more suns at night than in the daytime.

Submitted by ParticleDetector t3_z63e7m on November 27, 2022 at 3:05 PM

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The more you burp the less you fart

Submitted by 0B1KNOB t3_z5aky0 on November 26, 2022 at 3:48 PM

6 comments

Dogs fall in love with their kidnappers.

Submitted by Major-Week428 t3_z7rgil on November 29, 2022 at 11:29 AM

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Your kids won’t know cursive

Submitted by Dashover t3_z2tzoy on November 23, 2022 at 4:46 PM

7 comments

Men are often expected to earn compliments whereas women are more likely to receive it

Submitted by Playful_Melody t3_z50gs0 on November 26, 2022 at 6:38 AM

9 comments

A complete day is 48 hours long.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7ipku on November 29, 2022 at 3:59 AM

14 comments

We seem surprised when old movies/tv shows predict the future, but they probably just sparked the idea in somebody who followed through with it

Submitted by mattdean4130 t3_z951g1 on November 30, 2022 at 10:11 PM

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There are entire generations of cats who don't associate the electric can opener with mealtime

Submitted by SnoopThereItIs88 t3_z4nn3h on November 25, 2022 at 8:42 PM

6 comments

There's some guy out there with an engineering degree whose job is to design better honeycomb patterns on urinal screens.

Submitted by SheepGoatRhino t3_z7gzgd on November 29, 2022 at 2:41 AM

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A homosexual Klingon to star in the next Star Trek film - of course he’s the villain

Submitted by World-Tight t3_z94pdq on November 30, 2022 at 9:59 PM

9 comments

People learning English as a second language have to pick an accent.

Submitted by ihatewiiplaymotion t3_z9557k on November 30, 2022 at 10:15 PM

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The Wizard of Oz Munchkins already had a memorized song about the death of the Wicked Witch.

Submitted by psychodelephant t3_z3qdyy on November 24, 2022 at 5:57 PM

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Tom Cruise basically figured out a way to fly military jets and get paid millions.

Submitted by kgvc7 t3_z79lsq on November 28, 2022 at 9:44 PM

11 comments

A well known business model is to make the customer happy, yet a good portion of the biggest companies do the exact opposite

Submitted by ElectricalDeer8726 t3_z5c2ht on November 26, 2022 at 4:53 PM

7 comments

Grammar is weird (US English at least)

Submitted by Rowdyjoe t3_z8gpc4 on November 30, 2022 at 4:05 AM

6 comments

Everyone is middle-aged until further notice

Submitted by SpiritszOfficial t3_z8z9oc on November 30, 2022 at 6:39 PM

6 comments

People virtue signalling about adopting a street cat over buying a pedigreed cat wouldn’t apply the same values to finding a mate.

Submitted by Oztravels t3_z8npmd on November 30, 2022 at 10:07 AM

10 comments

8 billion people will die in the next century

Submitted by NMLWrightReddit t3_z8wj0q on November 30, 2022 at 4:55 PM

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There are probably no dyslexic accountants

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z6yp2f on November 28, 2022 at 2:59 PM

6 comments

All windows are windshields.

Submitted by Thisistherealme4real t3_z8o2nf on November 30, 2022 at 10:27 AM

6 comments

Companies who give promotions just before winter holidays can increase their positive image. Those employees will likely talk about their upward mobility at upcoming social/family gatherings.

Submitted by PolishZeus t3_z7z2l8 on November 29, 2022 at 4:44 PM

6 comments

You only ever hear like father like son, like father like daughter, like mother like daughter but never like mother like son

Submitted by Olovpob t3_z7s0dn on November 29, 2022 at 11:56 AM

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When we look 5 years in the future it feels so close, but when we look 5 years in the past it feels so long ago

Submitted by Lesbianqueen7 t3_z8z5w0 on November 30, 2022 at 6:35 PM

5 comments

There’s a moment during a cremation where the meat is perfectly cooked

Submitted by XoCCeT t3_z94loy on November 30, 2022 at 9:56 PM

23 comments

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At one point in your life, you just accepted that platypuses exist.

Submitted by Yeetthyself64 t3_z5rq9j on November 27, 2022 at 4:38 AM

9 comments