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Cats are nowhere near as intelligent as humans yet it just feels like they know something we don’t

Submitted by thugnificent856 t3_yjxaw3 on November 2, 2022 at 6:13 AM

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Many men learned how to shave their face from their dad, most men had to figure out how to shave their balls by themselves

Submitted by Shoetoe t3_yk2ux2 on November 2, 2022 at 11:38 AM

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You know you’re in a small town when the radio station tells you what the elementary school lunch menu is for the day

Submitted by Doc-in-a-box t3_yl1ljn on November 3, 2022 at 12:30 PM

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The way society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works.

Submitted by Complete_Crackhead t3_ylvvi8 on November 4, 2022 at 11:03 AM

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Most will eat crab/lobsters and love it without second thought, but they also are repulsed by the idea of eating insects even though they are all anthropods and very similar

Submitted by The_alchemist667 t3_ym44u4 on November 4, 2022 at 4:55 PM

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You've probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate

Submitted by NarcissisticWaffle t3_ynjsmi on November 6, 2022 at 7:34 AM

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Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires

Submitted by palmerry t3_ypzw23 on November 8, 2022 at 9:59 PM

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Dogs sense of smell is 1000x better than a human yet they stick their nose up another dogs butt to smell it…

Submitted by ThePainCrafter t3_yqidpu on November 9, 2022 at 1:01 PM

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We're only two decades away from conspiracies that the Earth never had polar ice caps.

Submitted by Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes t3_yqyarm on November 9, 2022 at 10:58 PM

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Men get tattoos of pin up girls and naked ladies but women don’t get tattoos of naked men

Submitted by montanafrog t3_yr5ni4 on November 10, 2022 at 4:50 AM

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The only reason we are using a base 10 number system is having 10 fingers; there's absolutely no real reference in nature to 10 or its powers.

Submitted by ububabu t3_yrak9l on November 10, 2022 at 9:57 AM

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No one ever thinks about dinosaur semen

Submitted by PhilosophyClassic571 t3_ysje8r on November 11, 2022 at 6:54 PM

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In the future, there will be Grandmothers who were on Onlyfans.

Submitted by Drakebling t3_ytf5w1 on November 12, 2022 at 6:48 PM

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Airlines charge you for a 1-lb overweight checked bag but the ticket for the person 3x your weight was the same price as yours

Submitted by SoHereEyeSit t3_ytkjcm on November 12, 2022 at 10:38 PM

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Self-checkout is less about efficiency and more about avoiding human interaction

Submitted by NoNo_Cilantro t3_yv37k8 on November 14, 2022 at 3:45 PM

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Cookie Monster has never once eaten a cookie

Submitted by TandemSegue t3_ywyxpr on November 16, 2022 at 4:53 PM

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The online trend of including birth years in usernames is really awkward for people born in 1969.

Submitted by Randomman16 t3_yxysax on November 17, 2022 at 7:15 PM

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Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.

Submitted by kevofwar227 t3_yy2qsv on November 17, 2022 at 9:52 PM

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Guys care a lot less about uneven boobs than Women do

Submitted by Chemistry_Lover40 t3_yyq131 on November 18, 2022 at 5:46 PM

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Pretty soon, there will not be a person alive on earth, who can remember what it was like to NOT be online.

Submitted by FromTheOtherSideOfL t3_yzcv93 on November 19, 2022 at 2:16 PM

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Pets in first world countries have better lives than poor people in third world countries can imagine

Submitted by skyrimlo t3_yzmivh on November 19, 2022 at 9:24 PM

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You are the only person who’s heard every word you’ve spoken.

Submitted by BerryLanky t3_z0op09 on November 21, 2022 at 3:54 AM

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Without alcohol at the World Cup, a lot of ‘fans’ may have discovered they don’t actually like soccer, but just enjoy being drunk in public

Submitted by Fullscan19 t3_z14zpt on November 21, 2022 at 5:42 PM

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There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4

Submitted by UnDeRmYmErCy t3_z1dpri on November 21, 2022 at 11:20 PM

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GILF is gender neutral.

Submitted by totalcoward t3_z38psc on November 24, 2022 at 3:09 AM

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