Recent comments in /f/Maine

PencillCat t1_je3vst3 wrote

You can try to see if fiber is in your area, but I don't think they're any cheaper. Spectrum has the monopoly on cable, as far as I know. Other options are the dls, satellite, or mobile, which your prices, speeds, and reliability will vary depending on where you live.

And yeah, Spectrum sucks like that. I can't wait to ditch them if/when fiber ever comes to my town.

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ozzie286 t1_je3mpix wrote

Thanks for calling Quacko Insurance, how can I help you?

Yeah, my car was crushed by ice.

Crushed by ice? Where did it come from?

The ocean.

The ocean?

Yeah. Well, it went over the bridge.

Over the bridge? Your car went off the bridge and hit ice in the ocean?

No, the ice went over the bridge and hit my car.

So you're telling me the ice jumped out of the ocean up onto the bridge and hit your car? Have you been drinking?

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Bjorn__Ironside t1_je3ipy9 wrote

Try just going straight to the source. I get all sorts of produce for my pigs from farms that just throw the undesirable harvests to the side while picking. I just grab a trash can and walk the side of the field filling it up. Obviously you would want something smaller but a lot of what they throw has a small insect mark or discolored portion or whatnot.

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