Looks like mountain oysters are on the menu, folks

Tree death by a thousand paper cuts

Idk, you need the razor to use the razor blade properly. Also, you can probably just buy a blade in the city. Unless this was part of the metaphor, I really don't know anymore

Gotta remind myself of this fact from time to time.

And I thought I was dumb

Exactly. Take an upvote, to protect you from the people who are giving you down votes. Along with a nice award if I can grab one for you.

What are you gonna do with your razorblade? ,Shave my balls to death ?

haha

That’s why you gotta keep it sharp, to get through the beards.

do you speak from experience

Now picture this. You are not on a forrest but on a city and you are about to go on a date. Which one do you pick the razor blade or the axe?

Dr. ithinkimfuckingsmart b. utimreallyprettydumb usually doesnt realize that value hierarchies are not absolute

I’m super Motivated by inanimate objects doing their unpaid jobs

This works for me too.

I came to comment this as well. It's one I only heard fairly recently, but one I'll pass down to my children

Nice shoes

Maybe it should say for cutting cocain. A curved blade would make that difficult.

Seedlings and saplings are easy to cut down with just one razor.

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All this tells me is that the meme maker never held a sharp axe.

double bitted axe, one razor blade sharp for roots, the other for wood.

Challenge accepted!

Was this before or after using the axe?

I always grew up with "Never look down on someone unless it is to extend your hand to them to help them up".

What if I don’t have balls?

Don't doubt me.