Yes, all the Russian torture!

You should say this to homeless people, it will inspire them and make them happy

Fake it till you make it, taken to the Nth degree.

I see what you were trying to do there... But he looks like a rich guy who just got a new house

Needed this rn tbh

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This is awesome!

All you need is death? 💀

Sometimes ya just gotta pee pee in a teepee then go to sleepy

Ah yes! All the debt, all the insecurities, all the concern with nazis in my country. I do have it all!

Sry. 😕

Yes but what if you don’t.

This was absolutely my first thought and I'm so glad to see it here hahaha

So I secretly had a billion dollars this whole time?

I both agree and disagree with this statement but cannot explain how or why 😂

The secret of knowing … is knowing. (Blessed your heart ye blessed one’s !)

Good luck convincing your landlord of this when you can’t pay rent.

“Eh, f@&$ it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

When bucket gets full it usually gets emptied on someone else... unfortunately.

I know what you did last summer

it's a matter of perspective...

That’s not motivating. That’s just toxic positivity

I'm the richest man in the world

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My consciousness has woken up and I hate the years of my life I’ve wasted on video games and fast forwarding time w drugs.

I know it’s not who I want to be- I’m slowly making the changes to live happily

Used to work at a company where the support team had an internal 'bucket' they used to categorize outstanding tickets that did not have a resolution. As a joke they named it the 'Fuck It' bucket but they did not anticipate that when they changed their ticketing software a few years later it would end up exposing the bucket names to customers.

Many customers were not thrilled to find out their unresolved tickets were rotting away in the 'Fuck It' bucket.